Discover your Demise

There are many dead people, but few true dead quiz-takers. Quiz-taking is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a dead quiz-taker? A dead quiz-taker is someone who has an extraordinarily dead mind that takes quizzes, is able to solve complex quizzes relating to being dead, and see the world through an entirely dead, quiz-taking point of view.

Are YOU a quiz-taker who happens to be dead? Do you have the morbidity to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Scenario: You are driving on the highway behind a car sporting a bumber sticker with which you disagree. How do you respond?
Pass them dangerously so that you may properly flip them off
Ignore it, you must concentrate on the road
I don't care, I probably wouldn't have even noticed the sticker
Attempt to remain calm and sip your decadent mocha instead
4. Scenario: After dealing with the offensive bumper sticker, you notice a dollar bill sticking out of your seat. How do you react?
MONEY!! $_$
Shove it out the window, I have no need to participate in the consmer machine
...If I spend intelligently, that may just be enough to get me drunk...@_@
5. You have the opportunity to aquire any one of these items. Which do you prefer?
CAKE
BOOZE
A car with a higher safety rating
Land, so I can sell it when prices increase
A megaphone
...I dunno...
6. Scenario: After having been busy for several hours, you return home. As you enter, you think:
"I haven't done enough yet today."
"Crap!! I forgot to lock this door!"
"Why the f--- did that guy cut me off on the way here?!"
About the meaning of life
"I'm glad to be done having to do things today."
Nothing. I'm just ready to grab some booze and crash in front of the TV.
7. Why are you taking this quiz?
It sounded fun :D
I want to shout angrily at someone or another in the comment box
I'm searching for interesting things to contemplate
I'm with a friend and am trying to entertain him/her
I...I-um ddddDDDRRUnk ash...ash shumtin dat gesh druunk.
Just bored :P
8. Is there a firearm within 10 metres of you right now?
Yes
No
9. Do you consider yourself to be your #1 priority?
Yes
No
10. Do you consider others to be inferior to you?
Yes
No
11. Repeat after me: "Significant other, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives."
"Significant other, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives?"
Will you pay me to say that?
"Significant other, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives," is not something I would actually do, but I'll say it for this purpose.
"Shi--shign," aoh! One more drink, ah shaid. Nah dat wash a mish-taik! *Hic* *Hic* *Vomit*
12. Why is there a lock on your door?
Everyone has one...
I must protect my possessions!!
If I ever manage to aquire vast amounts of wealth, I'll need to protect my possessions!!
There is no lock on my door.
13. What is the meaning of YOUR life?
I dunno. Living.
Living life to it's fullest!
BOOZE!!
...The meaning of life.
Pissing off idiots >:D
Living a stable life for as long as possible.

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