1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Are you hopelessly optimistic? Well I try to look for the best in others, even when they seem really bad! Yes, life always turns out right! I guess Not really, I hardly smile to be honest No!4. Have you ever been cheated on? No, never. Yeah, my boyfriend cheated with one of his coworkers Yes, my husband cheated with my best friend and then they plotted to kill me. Yes, my husband cheated on me with his best man No, but I still believe that all men are cheaters5. Have you ever heard of.....selenium? The mineral? Yes, I love that band! No, never Yes, and I fear it. No, but I have heard of blue cohosh, a pill that husbands can give their wives to induce miscarriage so no one will ever come between them.6. Could you be a model? No, I'm pretty homely. Yes, and I'm mean like a model, too! Yes, but I'm also incredibly intelligent, warm, kind, and hopelessly optimistic of course Some people think so I could have, before the accident that took my legs7. Which of these lists of jobs are most appealing to you? Teacher, Secretary, Bus Driver Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer High-profile Photographer, Geologist, Expert Equestrian Plumber, Garbage Person, Janitor Astronaut, FBI Agent, Genius Entry-Level Realtor8. Has someone close to you ever turned out to be someone completely different than who you thought they were? Wait, what? Yes, I thought my friend was into quilting like me but she's really not that good at it. Maybe, I'd have to think about it. Yes, I thought my husband was a stand up orthodontist but he really used his abilities with anesthesia to take advantage of his female patients. Yes, it turns out my best friend used to be a man, but it worked out because we fell in love.9. Have so many bad things happened to you that you stand back and just say "WHAT is going ON???" Yes, definitely! Well, some things that others might consider crazy have happened but I've rolled with the punches and managed to remain hopelessly optimistic! No, in fact I don't understand this question. What? I mean my sister mysteriously died last summer in a boating accident a month or so after my husband bought our new boat, but the good news is I don't suspect he's having an affair anymore! Yes, after my divorce I was totally overwhelmed.10. What's the craziest thing that has ever happened in your life? A deer ran out in front of my car one time, and I almost hit it. I was driving with my boyfriend one time and he hit a deer and blamed it on me to the police I was driving with my boyfriend one time and he hit a deer and blamed it on me to the police, and I told them he was lying I was driving with my boyfriend one time and he hit a deer and blamed it on me to the police, and I told them he was lying, and they exchanged meaningful glances and obviously ignored what I had to say I was driving with my boyfriend one time and he hit a deer and blamed it on me to the police, and I told them he was lying, and they exchanged meaningful glances and obviously ignored what I had to say, even though I'm blind and am not legally allowed to11. How do men usually respond to you? They pretty much ignore me. They all are really nice to me. Some, like my exes and police officers, are total jerks, but there's usually at least one incredibly good looking guy who turns out to be amazing towards me! Seems like only the ugly ones like me. I think men are great, so all the men in my life rock!12. Where do you live? A trailer park in a suburb of Chicago A suburban neighborhood outside of Denver A forested retreat in upstate Washington, along the banks of a creek with a winding driveway. In an upscale apartment in Manhattan. I used to live in a trailer park in a suburb of Chicago, but now after a lot of heartache and a new relationship, I live in a sprawling, renovated castle in England.