Careful Thinking Quiz

This quiz enables you to use your brain in an efficient manner. If I'm confusing you already then leave before I force you to jump off a ledge by crushing your dreams. This is a test meant to make you think, and hard. Have a tissue handy.

I mean it. For all you sucky, soft, emotional, easily-crushable, idiotic people that can't take a simple, small insult about your inferior intelligence, then leave now or prepare to cry. I hope you know your facts, and I pray that for your sorry sake you can do problem solving.

Created by: Nathalie
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Police confront a man on a homicide case, and he claims that he was not at the scene of the crime. He says he was at the park, watching squirrels back down a tree.
This could be true.
He is lying.
4. A man went to tie his shoes. First looping the two laces. He then repeated his actions backwards. What know did he tie?
A regular shoe-knot
A square knot
A figure 8 knot
A fish knot
5. Based on Einstein's teachings, if a man thinks that a cloud looks like a horse, yet another man sees a centaur, then these men are?
Both correct
Both wrong
The horse is correct
The centaur is correct
6. What disability did Einstein have?
Dislexia
None
Alzheimers
7. A man who is wearing sunglasses is standing near a pond, when a woman waves at him. As she does this, he doesn't wave back. Why?
He is blind
He is rude
He doesn't know her
He is not paying attention
8. A dog and a raccoon are in the same room together. The dog is sleeping, and the raccoon is awake. What happens?
The raccoon attacks the dog
The dog attacks the raccoon
Nothing happens
The raccoon goes to sleep
9. If a man who is colour-blind sees red as green and blue as orange, then what is yellow to him?
Purple
Brown
Pink
Black
White
Yellow
10. A girl in grade 4 in Toronto begins t learn French. Her cousin in Calgary is also in grade 4. The cousin in Toronto spoke French to the cousin in Calgary. She doesn't understand. Why?
You do not learn french out west
She doesn't pay attention
She is deaf
She is challenged and so does not learn well
11. A man is driving down a snowy road when he sees a squirrel. He swerves to get out of the way. All he sees is a glove on the ground. Where is the squirrel?
It ran off
There was never a squirrel, only a glove
It is on the tire
12. What does a woman mean if she says 'ell way'?
well
ell way
wellay
yellaw
awyell
13. A man draws a dotted line by a dotted square. He then draws a solid line next to a solid square. Is this relevant?
Yes
No
I don't know
14. Hermes, Zeus, Aphrodite, and Hera are all Greek names. But who are they?
Gods
People
Titans
Messengers
Nobody
15. If a dog has 3 legs, then that means?
One was amputated
One was shot
One was cancerous
One was deformative
It is impossible to tell
16. A man has a goat, a wolf, and a cabbage. He needs to get them to the other side of a river, but only two will fit on his boat at one time with him. What order should he go in?
Move goat and cabbage first, come back for wolf
Take the wolf and goat, come back for cabbage
Take goat then cabbage, take cabbage back and get wolf
Take wolf and goat, take wolf back and get cabbage
It is impossible
17. If you let go of a piece of wood under water, it floats. Why?
Wood weighs less than water
Wood is less dense than water
Wood is heavier than water
Wood is more dense than water
It is a miracle
Because it is small

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