Can you pass this quiz!?

Can you pass it? Can you REALLY pass it? Are you sure you can pass it? Nah, I don't think you can pass it. I mean, it's impossible to pass it! Simply impossible! You can't!

How silly are YOU? Is your silliness controlled, or do you know no bounds in your silly quota? Well, taking this quiz will show you just how silly you really are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If a donut falls in the forest, who will be around to hear it?
Cops
Homer Simpson
Tom Brady
The Brady Bunch
Engleburt Humperdink
The trees
4. If the drapes in a room are red, what channel is on the TV?
The passion channel
Pay-Per-View
Wrestling
The Discovery Channel
Sports Channel
The Anime Network
5. How much time did you spend thinking about the previous question?
More than 5 minutes
Less than 5 minutes
More than an hour
Answer A and B
Answer A, B, C and 42
Patch Adams
6. If you are alone in the forest, who will you most likely run into?
Dick Cheney
Bob Dole
A dinosaur
The Blare Witch
Your stepmother
God
7. If Dick Cheney shoots someone in the forest, does everyone see it?
Everyone sees it
Nobody sees it
8. If Hop hops on Pop, then who will hop on Hop?
Pop
Fop
Bop
Sop
Jop
Lop
9. Would you steal from an able bodied citizen?
Yes
No
10. If you answered yes to question 9, do you consider yourself a horrible person for doing so?
Yes
No
11. If you answered no to question 9, would you steal from a handicapable citizen?
Yes
No
12. If you answered yes to question 11, do you consider yourself a horrible person for doing so?
Yes
No
13. What color is color?
Red
Blue
Orangutan!
OM NOM NOM NOM
Colorful
I KNOW NOTHING
14. Which of the following is not a character in Family Guy?
Greased up deaf guy
Bob Dole
Peter Frampton
Herbert the old man
Death
Bob Funland
15. Are you mad at me for making the last question unanswerable?
Hell yes
Hell no
16. Aww I'm sorry.
It's ok.
I don't forgive you.
PUPPIES AND PONIES AND MYSPACE.COM!
17. About how much time has elapsed since you began this quiz?
Less or more than 30 minutes
Less or more than an hour
Less or more than three hours
A year
5 decades
A millenia
18. Your girlfriend asks you what you think of her top. What would an American answer?
"It looks really nice on you!"
"It looks very fat on you."
"Eh. I don't care either which way."
"It's hot!"
"OH MY GOD THERE'S A RABBIT OUTSIDE!!!"
"OM NOM NOM NOM!"
19. What do you think of me putting "OM NOM NOM NOM" in some of the answers?
It adds a witty feeling to the questions and invokes a strange feeling in the reader
I don't care
You suck, and this quiz sucks.
It's not at all funny
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
20. What was the answer to question 3?
A
B
C
D
E
F
21. Upon retrospect, would you consider yourself smarter or dumber for taking this quiz?
Smarter
Dumber

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