1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Your Love's upset, and keeps telling you nothing is wrong. She's hiding well, but you know she's probably just upset...and do nothing she'll come around, and tell you when she's ready you know her mood and how she is, and you tell her you're there, and make dinner... what, she's upset? she said nothings wrong! you've been around long enough to know she's covering, and don't do anything too over the top, but cook dinner, start her bath, and finish the laundry(including fold/hang!) rush out, buy flowers, make reservations, buy her a ring(maybe she's mad @ you, and you can't let her go!!!) 4. it's friday(payday!)...you've both paid all of your own bills, but realize she's a little short for that trip you guys planned with the guys(and girls!). her sleeping bag is torn, and you only have a single, she doesnt have warm pj's, and is really too ti say s--- happens, maybe next time! and load the truck... say you understand, and ask if she'll be upset if you still go cancel your plans, and call it a weekend in, to stay with her call everyone with out talking to her, and they agree to stay at your house(you've got the huge yard!!!), pitch tents, and tell her to come to your place call everyone, tell them what's going on, that SHE can't afford it...what do they think buy a sleeping bag(even though you just bought yours!), that'll hold you both, loan her your flannel pants, and buy energy drinks and drag her out... 5. your girl lives in a 1 bedroom apartment, and you're renting a 3 bedroom apartment...she tells you her family is staying a weekend on their way home from vacation, and she's stressing the room(theres 4 people and a baby)...you help her rearrange furniture...and hope there's room! call around for hotels for them, why should she host? and why would you do anything more? hey, your roomies left, you have 2 extra rooms, bring them to your house, and spend it all together so no one is overstressed about anything bring her to your house, and let them have her apartment convince her to tell them no, her dad doesnt like you, and doesnt like the thought of you violating his lil girl, and u don't want to hear about it! trade her places for the weekend, and pop by a couple times to make sure a)no one's dead, 2)make sure your house is till THERE, and 3)you forgot underwear!!! 6. it's that perfect night, where you know "it's" going to happen.....but, you forgot "something"...you call your boys, and tell them you're just gonna go for it, and hope she doesnt catch it(or anything else!) stop by walgreens on the way to her place after dinner, buy her flowers(again), and slip the "stuff" into your pocket state out loud your issue, and hope she'll say it's ok we'll do it anyways walk your way around the issue, and hope she has a headache(just this once of course!) 7. your girl's been pulling doubles and long hours all week, along with her classes...her house is dirty, she hasnt done her laundry, and G_D only knows the last time her pup had a full bowl of food...you asked her to go out friday, but she's listing these t tell her you'll call saturday...but call her late, drunk and rag her about being tired offer to help, and maybe ya'll can catch a short film and chill the rest of the night... tell her you're sorry, take off for the weekend, and call sunday take her keys, tidy her place, and buy an auto feeder for the dog(you know she'll go out if it's done!) meet her at her house when she gets off, with movies and pizza, and help her clean up...no better time to learn how to work the big electronics in the house(the washer/dryer lol) 8. you're staying at her house, and know it's cluttered with your stuff...she makes small remarks, nothing rude...you read her messages and think/or do this: pick up, do some light food shopping, and tell her you're sorry, but you were busy also, and try to keep it cleaner! pack your s--- and leave, it she doesnt like it, well you have your own place, and you don't mind pretend you didn't hear her, and hope she'll do it...you're tired too, and it's her place... let it go, till she finally b----es aloud, and tell her you didnt think she'd be comfy with someone else cleaning her place 9. your place is trashed cos the guys(ALL of them), were over and left with out picking up(they're guys, duh).....she calls and askes if you want help, and you say hell yeah! you have no idea why she wouldnt help anyways... tell her she doesnt have too, but if she wants you'll order out, can she pick it up? at least you found a woman who'll help you, not always want you to do everything! tell her not really, but secretly hope she will...you love watching her sweat!(in a good way!) assume she would either way...doesnt matter if she knew the guys, it's not like she's doing anything today tell her no, that they think you're having another big party tonight(and sucker them into cleaning their own mess!), and ask if she wants to go get dirty!(mud, you mean of course!) 10. you both have friends who are getting married(to each other)...the guys are having an ok time, and the girls did their thing, and are bored...she asks if you want to move the party to your house(yours is big and roomie), and everyone crash there...yes, sh hell yeah, wow she's awesome, and it's easier to control rambunctious peeps when they're all in one place! and then you 2 can seperate the bride/groom in the AM well i dont know, and think she prolly just wants to keep tabs on you(or someone put her up to it) sure!!! then think, stripper? we get to share a bed, who cares about some crazy nekitt b----! say no, guys and girls need their own party times 11. your idea of the perfect girl is the one you can love the way she is, and loves you the way you are is like your mom, when it comes to forgiveness and personality and humor like your mom, does your laundry, cooks, cleans, and you're duty free is willing to meet you halfway on everything, that'll support you through your stupid phases(but still say i told you so!)... 12. you guys are talking, and she says that she doesnt believe in getting married just cos a woman is pregnant...that she believes you can cohabitat, and later if you want to marry do it.....you think it sounds good and makes sense, why rush something? are a good ole country boy, and you were raised to marry whoever carried your children thank G_D, cos a)you wouldnt know what do if she was pregnant, and b)don't know if you'd want to marry her anyways...why stress whats not in front of you? 13. you guys talk about getting married, but you're not engaged...she sounds unsure, like it's not a total big thing that has to be done today...and you stop talking about it, you're probably wasting your breath, she's not serious leave the topic alone for a little while, and joke about it a few times, you really have given this thought, already have the ring, but don't want to embarrass yourself if she says no!!! don't really bring it up either, you both have alot going on, and maybe it's not the best time for it... think if she's not really into it, then you're not either, so why hang around?