Are you Withnail or I?

If you've ever wondered which Withnail and I character you have the most in common with, now's your chance to find out. Finally a quiz for the drug addled, out of work actor in all of us.

If you're a fan of Bruce Robinson's classic film "Withnail and I", I strongly reccomend this quiz. It'll make a brain tumor feel like a birthday present. If you've never heard of the film, go rent it, fix yourself a pair of quadruple scotches and a pair of pints, then take the quiz.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Describe your dress.
Casual with bohemian overtones
Thrift store formal.
Like a deranged gypsy.
4. What are the limits of your consumption.
Drinking and drugging yes, but lighter fluid's for wankers
I'll drink antifreeze, but my tolerance is not as high as I claim
Why trust one drug and not another. That's politics.
5. Where is your greatest aptitude in preparing animals for consumtion.
Gutting and cleaning
Killing the bastards
Who needs food when you've got pills?
6. Camberwell Carrot?
Makes me giggle like a school girl
Makes me abserdly high. I need a downer.
I invented it
7. Best tool to catch a lovely trout?
A shot gun.
Withnail
Who needs trout when you've got pills
8. Would you deliberately mislead your best freind, probably incuring his wrath, in order to secure a weekend in the country?
No
It's a calculated risk.
9. What do you say when you find yourself arseholed on scotch, speeding down the expressway, in a jaguar?
I'm making time.
I need to pull over.
Speed limits are an imaginary concept derived from an uptight mind.
10. When is it time to cut your hair
When I get a job.
When I feel like it
I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment
11. What do you do if an angry big Irish man in a bar calls you a ponce?
Leave immediately. Were in danger. We've got to get out.
What f--ker said that?
I am a ponce.
12. If you had a plastic baby doll, what kind would it be.
The kind what pisses itself.
The kind what sh--s itself.
The kind wiv serious voo-doo qualities.

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