Are you Random?

Random: (1) A person who'll stop and stare at a bus full of people and start laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. (2) The exclamation at a banana peel or the shiny-ness of a doorknob. (3) The sudden transition from moody to excited in less 1.3 seconds.

Are YOU random? Do you have the weirdness to qualify for this once-in-a-life-time title? Until now you could only wonder. Thanks to my amazing creativity and my will to procrastinate on my math homework, in just a few mintutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Let's say you were walking down the street. What would catch your attention?
Ummm, ah, er, a....stop...sign??
Are there on-coming cars? If there were, I wouldn't stop. You should make your question more specific.
Yogurt FTW!
Probably my ex. Or a cute looking store.
4. Let's say you were walking down the street. What would catch your attention?
Ummm, ah, er, a....stop...sign??
Are there on-coming cars? If there were, I wouldn't stop. You should make your question more specific.
Yogurt FTW!
Probably my ex. Or a cute looking store.
5. Your house phone rings at the same time someone calls you on your cell phone. What do you do?
OMG. That always happens to me! $&#!
I'd go read a magazine and/or go make a Hot Pocket.
I'd pick up the cell phone. Duh.
It depends. Is it smooth or crunchy?
6. If someone came up to you and tapped you on the shoulder, you'd respond with a:
IIIIEEEEEEEE! Don't touch me, you lint licker!
Yo, dawg, what's up?
Hey, Susan. Sooo, once upon a time, I love you.
Hey! How are you?
7. You realize you can see your teacher's thong through her skirt. Your first thought is...
*dies*
Thong, FTW!
Would you like mayonnaise or onions, sir?
HOLY @&*$!
8. Who's Michael?
...Jackson or Jordan?
My neighbor.
Cousin's brother's mailman's stepdaughter's fiance's great nephew's lauyer's 1st grade teacher.
I'm thinkin' fudge. But that could go both ways, yo.
9. Let's say you were driving down the road and someone cuts you off. How would you respond?
I thought I was walking down the street?
Hey, FAGGOT, get your own lane!
I'd probably mumble something unintelligable and move on.
HAHA, that guys bumper sticker has a dog on it!
10. Have you ever molested a possum?
I thought we agreed that never happened...
Freak.
...Is that even possible? I don't think that's anatomically correct.
Hey, Susan! You're back!
11. I'm stumped for a second on questions, so: Do you like this quiz?
Eh. I've nothing better to do.
Susan says maybe. She's new though, so don't take it too personally.
Yes, actually, I find it brilliant in the aspect that I can actually read the question, and there are logical answers that I can use on my part. So, bravo, young woman/man, bravo.
A healthy immune system is the best way to get rid of nast pathogens. That's what my health teacher told me today. *snicker*
12. Okay, this is what I want you to do: Turn to your left. What do you see?
Books, CDs, pens & pencils, printer, etc.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
THE BRITISH ARE COME, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Susan, of course! She's upset that you forgot about her! Shame! Shame on you!
13. Answer me this: What is 2+102? Think before your answer. This could be a life or death decision that you make.
Oh, GAWD. Erm, ah, uh, hmm...104?
PICK THE BLUE ONE, DAMNIT!
104. But that's a stupid question.
Neither. It's fried, fo sho.
14. What show do you watch most often?
Survivor.
Run's House.
No, no, no, my friend. It's "Wax on, wax off."
Like, I don't watch t.v. It's bad for your skin.
15. In the interest of science, (or, more specifically, this quiz)what is closest to your original name?
Maria/ Juan
Ashley/ Brian
Vi/ Won
Shabrittany/Ja'colby
16. 'And that's all i've got to say about that.' What movie is this quote from?
The Terminator.
Mean Girls.
Spider-Man.
Forrest Gump.
17. If someone screamed, "DUCK!!", what would be your initial reaction?
I'd duck, of course.
Grab the nearest plate of mashed potatoes and start flinging.
Awww, really? I like ducks. They're good people.
I'LL GET YOU, HARRY POTTER, I'LL GET YOUUU!
18. Picture it: It's monday morning, your alarm is going off, and suddenly you realize: Damn. I forgot to do my laundry over the weekend. What do you wear for school?
Trench coat. Enuff said.
Sweats/hoodie/flipflops.
Ew. I wouldn't go to school...
Jeans. And a t-shirt...and that's about it.
19. What' are you thinking right now, sonny?
Sonny? WTF?
Susan needs to use the restroom. Can you pause the quiz real quick?
*cheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheese*
I hope my mom doesn't forget to by me those new chanel sling-back heels. GAWD those are so, like, cute.
20. Last question: If you were on an airplane that was in a death-spiral towards earth, what would you do?
ACK! Where Edward Cullen when you need him?!
I'd cry. Then pray. Then scream.
Try to steer the plane. Maybe i'll get a medal if I get out of this alive...
*sigh* Clouds are so pretty this high up...
21. Okay, this, for cereal, is the last quiestion: What's your favorite color?
Pink!!! Wait, ah, I meant black...blood red...charcoal grey...
I HATE color questions...they're...stupid. Stupid.
Fog?
No.

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