Are you compatible with Samildanach?

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I'm a young woman from Connecticut with Traditional values. I'm looking for a nice husband who I can have children with. Could you be him? Let's see!

Created by: Samildanach

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What is your age?
- Under 18 Years Old
- 18 to 24 Years Old
- 25 to 30 Years Old
- 31 to 40 Years Old
- 41 to 50 Years Old
- 51 to 60 Years Old
- Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
- Male
- Female

Your ancestroy is best described as...
- Predominately Germanic
- Predominately Celtic
- Predominately Celtogermanic
- Predominately Slavic
- Predominately Mediterranean
- Other
Kids should be homeschooled...
- so they learn their parent's ideals.
- so they get a thorough education.
- so they stay away from the weirdos in public school.
- only because it's cheaper than a good Catholic school.
- in order to form stronger family ties.
- wait... no they shouldn't!
Polygamy...
- should stay illegal.
- fine if a man deserves more than one wife.
- necessary for the reproductive sustenence of our people.
- far too complicated.
- for bisexual women and horndog men.
- only for non-whites and the mentally ill.
How many children do you want?
- None
- 1 or 2
- 3 or 4
- 5 or 6
- a set number above 6.
- as many as I can breed and support (Select this even if you "estimate" it to be a listed number.)
How tall are you?
- Under 5'6"
- 5'6"-5'9"
- 5'10"-5'11"
- 6'-6'1"
- 6'2"-6-4"
- 6'5" or over.
Your highest level of education?
- Less than HS Diploma or GED.
- HS Diploma or GED.
- Associate's
- Bachelor's or Master's
- Technical or trade certificate.
- Higher than any listed.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
- Whatever you make is sure to be fine.
- Wendy's... Wendy's or KFC or Domino's
- Anything without meat in it, thanks.
- Anything with meat in it, thanks. Throw in a good dessert, too, babe.
- A balanced meal.
- I don't care. I already had my powebar.
How many peopl ehave you had sex with? Oral and such count.
- Zero.
- One or two.
- Three to five.
- Six or seven or eight.
- Nine or ten.
- More than ten.
It's my first mother's day. What are you getting me?
- Well, considering I didn't know it was Mother's Day... I'll have to get back to you on that. Take a rain check or something.
- Nothing. Why would I get you something for this occasion?
- Haha... well... I'll just say... more babies. ;)
- I don't know. Jewelry or a stuffed bear or food or whatever... you know.
- A night out on the town with the little one cared for by a relative.
- Baby's first camping trip!
Should men and women be equal in all ways?
- Yes.
- No.
Do you want your sons circumcized?
- Yes, religiously it's right.
- Yes, it's medically recommended.
- Yes, it just seems cleaner.
- I don't have an opinion or care.
- No, it's mutilation.
- No, it's not our penis to make decisions about.
Do you want your children vaccinted?
- Yes, it's their best chance for survival.
- Yes, it's medically recommended.
- Maybe some vaccines, because they seem useful.
- I don't know much about this or care.
- No, it's not the Natural way to live.
- No, I don't want them winding up with Autism from it.
Considering I've been bringing up religion so much... what religion are you?
- Atheist with no Agnostic elements. There is NOTHING. Period.
- Atheist with some Agnostic elements. I personally don't believe there's anything beyond this physical realm... but if you do, that's all well and good.
- Agnostic.
- A Heathen of some sort.
- Christian
- Other
I'm currently in college. What is you recommendation about that?
- Go through and get at least some sort of degree--you ought to be prepared in the event that I die.
- Get teacher certification, just in case the state we live in changes homeschooling laws.
- Quit. I'm going to take care of you and you don't need a degree to prove how smart you are.
- Quit. College is just a waste of time in general.
- Whatever you want to do, I guess.
- It's something good for you to do while we're getting to know eachother. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
I don't drive.
- I'll teach you.
- Well, that's peculiar. Why not?
- You should learn.
- Yea!!! Go public transport!!!
- I'll drive you around, so that's fine. Women shouldn't drive--thanks for keeping the streets safer.
- So long as you don't drive me crazy, whether or not you drive has no real effect on me.
We're spending a day with the kids. You get to pick what we're doing this time. Which sounds the most appealing?
- Mystic Aquarium in the morning, Mystic Seaport in the afternoon. We can eat lunch at the Aquarium and have ice cream later at the port. The kids will be pooped by the end of the day, but they'll learn a lot and have a great time. We'll be able to put them to bed early, if you catch my drift. ;)
- A walk through the Beardsley zoo in the morning. We can eat lunch and chase peacocks around there. Then, if the kids are up for it, we can bring them to the discovery museum. I'll probably have more fun poking around at the displays than they will... but who cares, I'm part of the family, too! I promise not to choke you with my tongue during the planetarium show. At least not a lot.
- Sleeping Giant! We'll get the kids up early and pack a picnic lunch. We'll take the main trail up to the castle and play hide and seek there. I'll probably have to carry most of the tikes back down, but it'll be worth it. I'll smell nice and rustic and manly, and you'll love it!
- We could bring them to one of the local theaters. I think that's fine.
- Why don't we do something fun at home? We can rig up solar panels or build a new fort...! Right...?
- Let's just go swimming.
Vacations to Europe are...
- Overrated.
- Too expensive.
- Good for children to learn about the world and their heritage.
- Stupid.
- Boring.
- Only good when you can drink lots and don't have to look after kids.
It's your first father's day... what do you want?
- A nice gun.
- Not to have to get you a birthday present.
- You're going to wear the kinky outfit I bought you for halloween that you wouldn't go trick-or-treating in. And then you're going to not wear it.
- A present for me? Read the book "Tickle his Pickle," that'll be my ongoing present, okay?
- Just get me a good steak, a "backrub" and a night without hearing a baby cry.
- Just like... chocolates or something. A cool tie? I don't know, this is my first time. Be gentle.
I like to use stevia instead of sugar.
- Okay. Your point?
- Isn't that the stuff that kills people?
- So long as whatever you make with it tastes good, that's fine.
- OMG! Finally, a girl who uses stevia!
- I hate people who use stevia. I demand that you stop.
- Ummmmmmmmm. What's stevia?
You expect to have sex...
- At least twice a day.
- At least once a day.
- At least thrice a week.
- At least thrice a month.
- At least a few times per year.
- Only when we're trying to make more babies.
We're having a barbeque. Tell me what it's like?
- I'm manning the grill. You probably got me some funny apron like, "will cook for sex" or "my meat is better than yours." My buddies and some people from work are here, and they brought their wives. You're keeping us well stocked with beer and potato salad, and I'm making sure that your food is cooked thoroughly. Kids are having fun in the pool.
- You're probably outside fumbling with the grill and I'm trying to hide from your aunts because I don't want them to pinch my cheeks.
- We sent the kids out for the day. This is a grown-ups only party--too much alcohol floating around. My buddies are hanging around the pool, and my boss' wife is trying to get the recipe for your brownies. It's tame, but fun.
- Kid-free party. I think you're the only person who isn't drunk... but you don't care, I'm getting a raise. Just try to make sure I don't burn myself too badly... literally or otherwise.
- Everyone is well-fed and happy. Almost everyone. The kids are cracking up because I just threw you into the pool. Don't get upset, though... I'm going to pounce on you in a minute. Plus, the cool water is nice on a hot day.
- I'm not really paying attention to the barbeque. I'm wondering how long it'll be until it's over.
What is most appealing out of the following things:
- Watching a documentary
- Eating cheesecake
- Watching cartoons
- Eating a sandwich
- Watching a comedy
- Eating meatloaf
What bothers you the most out of the following:
- Watching a documentary
- Eating Cheescake
- Watching Cartoons
- Eating a Sandwich
- Watching a Comedy
- Eating Meatloaf
You want to have sex, but I'm not in the mood.
- What is this "mood" and how are you not "in it," woman?
- That's fine. I have two hands.
- Ooookay. I've got another piece on speed dial.
- Come on, I'll be quick.
- This problem is unrealistic because I am a sex god and you will be unable to resist me.
- Do we need counseling? Do you need counseling? Are you feeling fat?
Once a month the kids give you a presentation on what they've been learning. You...
- Think it's great and view it as a source of entertainment.
- Pay very close attention to pick up any flaws in their learning.
- Think anything is better than another hour of "airplane" with the youngest or canoodling with the wife.
- Are totally bored.
- Just sit back and smile and look at the posters.
- Think "At least if they were in public school, I wouldn't have to deal with this..."
You like to read...
- Everything.
- Mainly fiction.
- Mainly non-fiction.
- Not much at all.
The career closest to your own is:
- Lawyer or Politician
- Doctor or other medical career
- Professor or Teacher
- Scientist or other researcher
- Engineer or other math career
- None of the above.
What sucks the most...
- They took away yellow jolly ranchers!
- Income tax!
- Having to live with Jews!
- People graduating with no knowledge!
- Americans only knowing one language!
- Wendy's getting rid of the bacon mushroom melt!
You shave...
- As soon as some stubble pops up.
- Whenever I feel like it.
- Whenever I start looking less-than-manicured.
- Never. Long live the beard.
- For special occasions.
- When I remember that I look like a hobo if I don't.
How long is your hair?
- Zero by choice.
- Zero by crappy genes. :(
- Short: an inch or under.
- Medium-Short: two or three inches long.
- Long: four to six inches long.
- Super long: over six inches... and still growing!
What color is your hair?
- Auburn
- Blonde (Light-Golden)
- Brown (Light)
- Brown (Medium)
- Dark Brown/Black
- Bright Red
What color are your eyes?
- Hazel
- Grey
- Blue
- Green
- Light Brown/Amber
- Dark Brown
Do you have any children, currently?
- None.
- One, full custody.
- One, partial custody.
- One, no custody.
- More than one, full custody.
- More than one, partial or no custody.
Do you speak or understand any languages other than English?
- One other.
- Two others.
- More than two others.
- No others.
- Does Ebonics count?
Best thing for a woman to wear on her feet?
- Nothing.
- Flip-flops.
- Nice high-heeled shoes.
- Sneakers.
- Boots.
- My face.
Rap music.
- Must be destroyed.
- Sucks.
- Some of it is okay, I guess.
- I don't care if other people listen to it.
- I listen to a bit of it, honestly.
- I listen to it all the time.
If I don't want to have sex with you until we're married, then...
- We're not going to get married, sweetcheeks.
- I can respect that and tame my desires... or save it up for the day you say "I do."
- I might be able to deal with it.
- No problem.
- Cool... me too!
- I really like that and respect that about you, and considering I have confidence in our relationship, I'm comfortable holding off until you are forever mine.
I found a puppy. Can I keep it?
- Depends, what kind is it?
- Depends, is it trained?
- Depends, what can it do for the family?
- Depends, is it snipped and healthy?
- Yes, I loooooove puppies!
- No. Puppies smell bad and make poop.
Our first daughter is born. Have any thoughts on a name?
- I'd like to name her after my mother.
- I'd like to name her after my grandmother.
- Let's call her Aryana.
- Let's name her after a Norse Goddess!
- Let's give her a name that means "purity" or "white."
- Anything that sounds alright, is meaningful, and is spelled correctly. But really, you can pick.
I just had another son... let's say this is our fifth. Pick the name you like the most.
- Michael
- Torwald
- Erik
- Sebastian
- Jonathan
- Matthias

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