Are you as Good as me?

Many people are like me. I've often wondered how many are like me? Do you measure up? Take this quiz and find out if "You are as good as me" Chances are good that your not, but you can try to measure up and maybe win a monkey or another top prize(there are none)

if you are easily offended then feel free to take this quiz. I love feeling superior to those of you that are my lessors(and easily offended) If not please feel free to continue your nose picking and always remember to pick your nose before you pick your butt.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If a train leaves New York heading for San Fransisco at ten AM(thats the morning) and travels at 47 mph average and makes three stops, one in Pittsburgh one in Chicago and one in Salt Lake city how many times has the train stopped by the time you reached your destination
3
4
5
I dunno I lost count(me to)
I'll never get on my train because I will get mugged in NY.
What?...I'm sorry I didn't read the entire question because I accidently feel asleep.
4. A bunny rabbit walks into a bar...
and is knocked unconcious.
and gets hammered.
runny rabbit...robbity robbity
I like bunnies and I don't want them to get hurt.
died and then I ate it...it might have been cooked I don't know.
and woke up next to a frog(that was as big as a horse)
5. You and your better half are getting married. You. . .
don't remeber asking because you've been drunk on an island with Jack Sparrow
are already making the cake.
decided to lose the invitations for the "other" side of the family.
check yourself into a mental institution for periodic blackouts and moments of insanity.
are still trying to figure out where that strange itch came from.
have never had a better half.
6. When making a white suace you always make sure to add. . .
White sauce?...give me red any day.
My pee is yellow?
secret ingrediant #2
stove is hot...me no light fire...fire bad.
I thought I had a better half to make the sauce...why else would I get married?
Flame ON!
7. How many woodchucks make a good stew?
1 for they are carriers of much meat.
2 becasue they are simply to scrumptious to only have one.
3 because I wouldn't want them to go to waste.
I'd rather eat mung beans or any other vegetable alternative.
eeww, everyone knows woodchucks are best eatin with butter and cheese.
eeww, everyone knows badgers taste better.
8. Do you feel you're as good as me?
heck yes my mother always said I was as good as everyone else.
heck no my mother always said I would never be as good as you or anyone else.
screw you.
I like kitens.
What was the question again, I'm to lazy to reread it.
God loves me even if you don't so I don't care how I do on this stupid quiz because I know I'm going to heaven and bask in the glory of my lord and saviour while I watch you burn in the fires of hell.
9. Did you enjoy this quiz?
Yes
No
What does it matter, you don't actually care
You don't really eat Woodchucks...do you?
I really eat badgers
Hell...you will burn in it...and I will laugh
10. Are you still here?
Yes
No
if no then how did you answer?
sorry just woke up, what question are we on?
OMG...is this finally almost over..mmm badgers
I'm only answering this becasue my sister went into labor and this was on her computer so I figured it must have been really important to her so I am answering it for her.
11. Are you glad it's finally done?
yes, I accidently broke wind and am having a hard time breathing.
no, I need more.
no, I need more
no, I need more
no, I need more
no, I need more
12. Chicken or egg?
Chicken
Egg
eeww eggs are baby chickens you murderer
hhmm chicken omlet(with cheese)
feed them to the cow I like steak better.
pull my finger.

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