Are You an Old Queen?

Are you a Big Old Queen? Do you know someone who thinks that they are or aspires to being a Big Old Queen? Simply being a homosexual isn't enough to claim the highest (and harshest) title in homo royalty.

Are you a well adjusted homosexual man, or are you a Big Old Queen? Not so fast there Mr. Man, a limp wrist is no indicator of attitude, its whats inside (or lurks inside) that determines if you rule the roost or strut like a rooster.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Billy Baldwin was famous New York interior decorator who once said...
"I'm mad for plaid this season."
"A place for everything and everything in its place."
"Shag is a type of rug, not something you wear on your head like Florence Henderson."
"Every little girl deserves to be a princess at least once in her life."
4. Which is closet to the name of the man who cuts your hair?
Mr. Bruce
Mr. Derrick
Moe
Miss Thing
5. You are invited to an improptu brunch the morning after a grueling night out - Do you...
Jump in the shower and offer to run by the grocery store to pick up any last minute stuff that the host(s) might need.
Attend, but only because champaign goes with orange juice.
Go, but spend the morning sitting at the kitchen bar eating choclates, but putting the ones you don't like half eaten back into the box.
Have your assistent motor over some Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and your regrets.
6. You see your arch enemy while out on the town. Do you...
Approach him/her with great confidence, extend your hand, provide a compliment and knowing that taking the high road will screw with their mind and sense of self esteem for the rest of the evening.
Slug down a drink, roll up your sleeve and go pick a b---- fight.
Pretend like they don't exist and pledge to have fun anyway.
Let it ruin your evening and demand to be taken home
7. Fill in the blank: ____________ makes a great accessory when placed by your front door.
Colorful flags that change with the seasons.
A "Beware of Dog" sign.
A doorman.
A Lawn Jockey.
8. Complete the following: Children are best served....
when they are enrolled in strict military academy year around.
when there is prayer in the classroom.
when they have quieted down from their play activities.
with a nice chianti and fava beans.
9. John Paulk,the former drag queen turned poster child for Exodus International turned personal Chef is...
an inspiration to us all.
still avoiding paying me back the $100 he owes me.
going to slip up again, and slip up good.
better off being what he is because he made a lousy drag queen when he wore his mothers clothing.
10. Singing in the rain is...
a good way to catch your death of cold.
an old movie starring Gene Kelly.
not Debbie Reynolds best movie.
doesn't sound like fun at all.
11. Complete the following "I would like some French_________"
Fries.
Toast.
Kiss.
person to tell me why Parisians are always so darn rude!".
12. If your life were a book, who would the author be who has scripted it thus far?
Judy Blume
Judith Krantz
Eugene O'Neil
Jonathan Frantzen
13. Complete the following phrase: Crystal__________
Chandelier
Waters
Meth
Blue Persuasion
14. Complete the following name: Dudley __________
Doright
Dursley
15. Complete the following phrase "Before leaving the house, a lady always ..."
double checks to see that she has a quarter just in case.
always removes one piece of jewelry so that she doesn't look garish.

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