Are you alive? Join my army of the dead.

Every one THINKS they are alive few are, sadly. But my incredible Buttness has made me invent the perfect quiz to tell the truth. You can't trust many people so go on trust me and my 3 friends.

ARE YOU ALIVE? DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE? CAN YOU REALLY TELL? No? What are you waiting for go on... I SAID go on... I'm not gonna do anything go on... *hum*

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you breathing?
Yes
No
Only with help
What the hell?
4. Where are you?
In my house
In a cave
I'm surrouned by pretty lights, Holy ****
I have a house?
In the ground
I'm surrouned by bugs and dirt.
5. Have you heard of my army?
Yes
No
Army?
What's that?
I love you, Butt Doctor
Save me duffman
6. Would join my army?
Hell no
maybe
Hell yeah
only if theres weapons
Why I would be surronded dead people
Why? Would i be surronded by dead people
7. Have you seen flashing lights?
Yes
No
I seeing them now
Only if I'm drunk
8. Boo Did that scare you?
yes
no
dose it matter
9. Do you drive? (This is importain if you wish to join)
I don't want to join
I can
I do
Brains
10. Do you love the Butt Doctor?
Yes
No
I want to marry you
11. woo
woo
woooo
poooo
12. Dimounds are..
Pretty
Shiney
Ugly
Can't see bird scratched out eyes

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