are you a worthy pet owner?

Are you a good pet owner? Do your pets regularly use your floor as a bathroom and your chairs as scratching posts? Do your fish jump out of their tank, do your plants drop dead leaves on your carpet, does your bird squawk nonstop? Maybe they're naughty animals, but it's probably because YOU'RE A BAD PET OWNER! Dun dun dun...

So do you REALLY want to know if you're a good pet owner? Are you worthy of owning your cute (or ugly) little animal(s)? Find out here! (But if you fail, don't dump them out in the wild)

Created by: katherine

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You are going on a trip to Florida, but the beach house you are staying in does not allow pets. What do you do?
take your pet anyway
bring your pet to a nearby kennel
have a friend come daily to feed and check on your pet
dump a week’s worth of food in your pet’s tank/cage/bowl and leave
set your pet free in the wild
4. Your dog/cat looks sick. What do you do?
take it to the vet
mix prescription medicine in with its food
attempt to operate on it yourself
do nothing
give it 2x the usual amount of food
5. Should you keep a fish in a bowl?
Yes, any fish will be happy in a bowl
No, bowls are cruel to fish!
Only goldfish and bettas
Fish are boring, I only like them on my dinner plate
You can, but the pretty vases with the plant on top are better
6. Your furry pet is shedding all over the house. What do you do?
Get rid of the animal, you don't tolerate excessive pet hair
Collect all the hair and make yourself a sweater
Cover the pet in duct tape
Shave the pet so it can't shed
Do nothing, some pets shed naturally
7. Your cat brought you a dead bird. What does this mean?
The cat knows dead birds are your favorite snack, so it brought you one
The cat is an idiot
The cat is showing you that it is better than you because it can catch a bird
The cat is bringing you a gift
The cat thinks you are a lazy idiot and incapable of catching a bird yourself
8. Your beloved family pet died. What do you do?
flush it down the toilet if it's small, dump it in a lake if it's big
eat it
bury it in your back yard
cremate it
have it stuffed as a decoration for the living room
9. How many pets do you have? (If you have fish, 5 = 1)
none
1-3
4-6
7-9
10+
10. Your house plant is looking dry, what do you do?
give it some of the soda that you are drinking
do nothing
feed it to your pets
water it, duh
hide it in a closet
11. Oh no! Your lizard's food crickets have escaped and are all over the house. What do you do?
let your lizard out of its cage to find them
do nothing, only catch one if you see it
search every corner of your house to get them
hire an exterminator--crickets are gross!
fill every square inch of floor with mouse traps baited with cricket food
12. Your new puppy is barking nonstop! What do you do?
scream at it
shake a can of pennies at it
get rid of it, you don't tolerate loud barking
hide it in a closet
do nothing
13. Your fish just jumped out of its tank! What do you do?
nothing
pick it up and put it back in
bring it to your cat for a snack
flush it down the toilet
use a net to put it back in, and get a hood for the aquarium
14. Your bird is plucking its feathers! What do you do?
nothing
pay more attention to it and give it some new toys
give it away, featherless birds are ugly
buy it a sweater
let it go in the wild
15. Your dog is hungry. What do you feed it?
raw meat
bubble gum
dog food
skittles
crickets

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. You are going on a trip to Florida, but the beach house you are staying in does not allow pets. What do you do?

take your pet anyway

bring your pet to a nearby kennel

have a friend come daily to feed and check on your pet

dump a week’s worth of food in your pet’s tank/cage/bowl and leave

set your pet free in the wild

4. Your dog/cat looks sick. What do you do?

take it to the vet

mix prescription medicine in with its food

attempt to operate on it yourself

do nothing

give it 2x the usual amount of food

5. Should you keep a fish in a bowl?

Yes, any fish will be happy in a bowl

No, bowls are cruel to fish!

Only goldfish and bettas

Fish are boring, I only like them on my dinner plate

You can, but the pretty vases with the plant on top are better

6. Your furry pet is shedding all over the house. What do you do?

Get rid of the animal, you don't tolerate excessive pet hair

Collect all the hair and make yourself a sweater

Cover the pet in duct tape

Shave the pet so it can't shed

Do nothing, some pets shed naturally

7. Your cat brought you a dead bird. What does this mean?

The cat knows dead birds are your favorite snack, so it brought you one

The cat is an idiot

The cat is showing you that it is better than you because it can catch a bird

The cat is bringing you a gift

The cat thinks you are a lazy idiot and incapable of catching a bird yourself

8. Your beloved family pet died. What do you do?

flush it down the toilet if it's small, dump it in a lake if it's big

eat it

bury it in your back yard

cremate it

have it stuffed as a decoration for the living room

9. How many pets do you have? (If you have fish, 5 = 1)

none

1-3

4-6

7-9

10+

10. Your house plant is looking dry, what do you do?

give it some of the soda that you are drinking

do nothing

feed it to your pets

water it, duh

hide it in a closet

11. Oh no! Your lizard's food crickets have escaped and are all over the house. What do you do?

let your lizard out of its cage to find them

do nothing, only catch one if you see it

search every corner of your house to get them

hire an exterminator--crickets are gross!

fill every square inch of floor with mouse traps baited with cricket food

12. Your new puppy is barking nonstop! What do you do?

scream at it

shake a can of pennies at it

get rid of it, you don't tolerate loud barking

hide it in a closet

do nothing

13. Your fish just jumped out of its tank! What do you do?

nothing

pick it up and put it back in

bring it to your cat for a snack

flush it down the toilet

use a net to put it back in, and get a hood for the aquarium

14. Your bird is plucking its feathers! What do you do?

nothing

pay more attention to it and give it some new toys

give it away, featherless birds are ugly

buy it a sweater

let it go in the wild

15. Your dog is hungry. What do you feed it?

raw meat

bubble gum

dog food

skittles

crickets

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