Are you a TRUE Patriot?

America prides itself on the overwhelming patriotism of it's citizens. Our often unconditional nationalism is the source of both envy and hatred among other nations. However, being a TRUE patriot may not be what you think.

Are you a patriot? If so, what kind of patriot are you? Are you a lazy, uninformed patiot? Are you a gun-toting, flag-waving, Bible-beating patriot? Are you a well-informed, freedom-loving patriot? Just a handful of questions and you will know.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How familiar are you with the U.S. Constitution?
Who's constipated?
Uh, yeah. I've heard of it.
It is the basis for all U.S. laws.
I know and understand most of the major clauses and ammendments.
I know it well... every word.
4. Which of these choices are names of three actual U.S. Presidents?
John Prescott, Amshel Rothchild, and Morgan Stanley.
Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and John Wilkes Booth.
Geroge Washington, John F Kennedy, and William Gates.
Martin Van Buren, Ulysses S. Grant, and Chester Alan Arthur.
William J. Clinton, George Bush, and Fred Thompson.
5. July 4th, 1776 is a notable day in U.S. history because...
That's the day we get to see lots of pretty fireworks!
That's the day we fought and won our independence from Britain.
That's the day the U.S. Constitution was signed.
That's the day the Declaration of Independence was signed.
That's the day the Declaration of Independence was adopted.
6. How much credit does "religion" deserve for the success of our nation's birth?
The U.S. was never meant to be a theocracy.
The success of our nation is a blessing from God.
We are nation built upon Christian principles.
The Founding Fathers did not intend for the U.S. Constitution to lend preference to any single religion.
Religion deserves credit for perverting the intentiona of our Constitution.
7. In wartime how do you show your patriotism?
By enlisting in the armed forces.
By flying a flag, putting a yellow ribbon on my car, and giving blood.
I have no feeling one way or the other about war.
War is NEVER justified. I passionately protest.
The U.S. Military and all the troops are scum.
8. With the 2008 Presidential Elections right around the corner, how committed are you to the voting process?
I don't really care. Nothing changes anyway.
Presidents are not elected. The are groomed and SELECTED by the elite. Therefore, voting is useless.
Not only do I vote, but I volunteer at my local polling place.
I encourage everyone I know to vote.
I do my part. I vote.
9. How do you feel about paying Income Tax?
I think I get taxed way too much, but I still pay.
Paying taxes is our duty as U.S. Citizens.
Paying Income Tax is Unconstitutional. I live at Ed and Elaine Brown's house.
I don't pay my taxes because I just don't want to. I hope I don't get caught!
I don't mind paying taxes... whatever keeps me out of trouble.
10. How do you feel about Homeland Security?
I'm glad they are out there keeping America safe from terrorism.
All that security stuff kind of a pain, but these days it's necessary.
Homeland Security? That's the militia on the Mexican border, right?
Homeland Security has done some things that infringe upon our freedoms a little bit.
Those who relinquish liberties to obtain safety deserve niether!
11. Who's responsible for the 9/11 plot?
Our adminstration allowed it to happen and must be held accountable.
Osama Bin Laden, from his little cave in Afghanistan... duh!
Saddam Hussein. That's why we went to war in Iraq.
I crank-call 911 all the time!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, he confessed.
12. What do you know about America's relationship with Israel?
That's where all the Jews are, right?
Israel is one of our greatest allies in the Middle-East and the World.
Our friendship with Israel is why God blesses America.
I am a Neo-Nazi. Next question please.
Israel is the seat of power for Zionist Globalism and the international banking cartel.
13. Is it right to oppose the U. S. government?
It is NEVER ok. Patriots fight FOR their nation at all costs.
It would be right if the government had become oppressive, but it hasn't.
All I can say is," I fought the law, and the law won!"
Romans 12 says we should submit to the authorities.
We must oppose this totalitarian fascist State!
14. Here's an easy one: How many States are there in the United States?
That IS easy! 51.
Hmmmm... Let me think about this one a while... is it 50?
Uh, 13? Yeah, 13.
Are you counting Peurto Rico?
48. Hawaii and Alaska are not technically part of the UNITED States.
15. Which of these choices have names only of the 13 original colonies?
South Carolina, Delaware and Georgia.
Massachusetts, Maine, and Virgina.
West Virginia, Maryland, and Connecticut.
Florida, New Jersey, and New York.
Vermont, Rhode Island, and Manhattan
16. Does the phrase "Novus Ordo Seclorum" mean anything to you?
Isn't that on the dollar bill somewhere?
It means, "In God We Trust."
It's Latin for, "New Order of the Ages." Scary, huh?
Uh, live long and prosper?
That the part of the human heart underneath the right atrium.
17. What is the last line of our national anthem?
"It's time to be a big girl now, and big girls don't cry."
"Imma buy you a drank theen imma take you home with me, I got money in the bank, shawty, whachu think 'bout that?"
"Or the land of the brave and the home of the free."
"o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."
"And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea!"

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