Are You a Southerner?

Some folks thinks they know stuff about the South and us folks that live down here but we ain't a bunch of toothless people who all talk like Gomer Pyle or Goober. A real Southern genius knows the right answers, fer sure!

Are YOU a genius from the South? Do you know the difference between Thunderbird and MD 20/20? Thanks to this great quix, now you can find out just how Southern you am.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Can you drive in snow?
yes
no
i hide inside when it snows
4. Do you know what real pizza tastes like?
yes, Pizza Hut makes it
yes, Chef Boyardee makes it
yes, I get it in the freezer section of Food Lion
huh?
5. Have you ever had ravioli that does NOT come in a can?
yes
no
6. Do you know what turn signals on your vehicle are for?
yes
no
7. Is your potato salad YELLOW?
of course
yes
what other color could it be?
8. Do you have a relative that you refer to as "Memaw"?
yes
no
9. Do you call your father "Daddy" and your mother "Mama"?
yes
no
I don't know who my father was
which mother and which father?
10. What is your favorite gourmet restaurant?
Red Lobster
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Hardees
7-11
Sheets
11. Have you ever kissed someone who had chewing tobacco or dip in his/her mouth?
yes
no
what brand?
12. Do you clean your ears with a car key?
yes
sometimes
no
no, I use a match
no, I use a paper clip
no, my hound dog licks them clean
13. Do you watch and/or attend NASCAR races?
yes
no
14. Have you ever eaten a Moon Pie?
yes
no
15. Have you ever gutted an animal on your kitchen table?
yes
no
what kind of animal?

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