Are you a self righteous tragically hip douche bag?

Some people are too cool for their own good. Some people are just so damn cool that they annoy everybody around them. But far too few are cool enough to be self righteous tragically hip douche bags. Do you have what it takes?

Up until now you had to wonder, am I cool enough? Are my efforts going unnoticed? Is being a Vegan really enough to set me apart from the uncool masses? Well, today's your lucky day. The wait is over. Find out just how cool you really are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How do you get around town?
Public transit. I like to go green.
Ten speed bicycle
Skateboard
Traveling prayer group and or picket line
Uber cool classic car
My mommy drives me everywhere
4. Generally speaking you prefer to listen to
Norwegian Black Metal
Indie Rock
Political Punk
Show Tunes
Intense Melodic Pop-Core
Avant Guard groups that are way too advanced for most peoples musical understand
5. Do you own a studded belt?
Yes
No
6. Are you a Vegan?
Yes
No
Only when someoneâ??s looking
7. What kind of movies do you like?
Romantic Comedies
Foreign / Indie films
Documentaries
Kung-Fu flicks
Film Noir
Any Schwarzenegger film
8. Where do you hang out?
Wherever my friends are going.
The cemetery
Coffee shops
Dive Bars
Exclusive Dance Clubs
PETA or any other animal rights web sites
9. Do you dress like a bike messenger?
Yes
No
I am a bike messenger.
10. Do you like to Debate?
Yes
No
Not really but somebody has to reeducate the ignorant masses.
11. Where do you buy your clothing?
Thrift Stores
The Mall
Wherever I find things I like
Hot Topic
Child labor sweat shops, I like to go straight to the source.
Nowhere. Iâ??m such a good little vegan that Iâ??m also a nudist.
12. Do you own a second hand Corduroy Blazer?
Yes
No
13. Books are:
Expensive
Awesome
Evil things they make me read for school
A great way to level out my kitchen table
The best way to show people how smart I am as long as I hold it in such a way that others can read the title
Do comic books count?
14. Have you ever Protested?
Yes
No
Only when my parents made me eat my vegetables
My entire life is a never ending protest
15. Is Oakland the New San Francisco
Yes
No
Where the hell is Oakland?
16. When hanging out with your friends do you tend to discuss Politics and Religion or how awesome your new tattoo is?
Politics and Religion.
Have you seen how awesome my new tattoo?
Neither, I like to talk my stamp collection.
17. Do you have a Nautical theme Tattoo?
Yes
No
I wear Nautica, does that count?
Iâ??m not sure. I have so much crap going on in my full sleeve tattoo that I honestly canâ??t tell. I know that there are dice in there somewhere, though.
18. Is pink the new black?
Yes
No
19. o you carry your keys on a carabiner?
Yes
No
20. Do you like to accessorize your out fits with a black bandana?
Yes, but I started that gangsta s---.
No
21. Do you wear wristbands?
Yes
No

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