Are You A Republican

This is a ridiculous quiz. A number of the questions have nothing to do with a person's political views, and the ones that do are strictly dichotomous--that is, they implicitly posit that there are only two choices: Republican or Democrat. Plus, the author of the quiz seems not to have a command of the English language beyond that of a first-grader. (Actually, I know many first graders with a better grasp of the language.)