Are you a Ninja Pirate?

A ninja pirate is one who dresses like a ninja, acts like a pirate, steals thing honorably, is a bloodthirsty killer, drinks beer, fights with katanas, flintlocks, and cheese. They are a force ot be reckoned with and generally awesome.

Are YOU a ninja pirate? Do you have what it takes to become the greatest fighter/thief/sponge addict of all time? Or maybe you're just a loser. Either way, take this quiz and you'll soon find out.

Created by: Simon
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. You are sailing the high seas, and you see a ship packed with valuable merchandise. What do you do?
Ask to buy some from them
Scream "ARRR!", shoot everyone, and trade all the merchandise for booze
Swim to the ship, climb up the anchor chain, slit the captain's neck, grab some treasure, and swim back
Swing over on a rope, kick some sailors in the face, stab the first mate in the head with a kunai knife, and challenge the captain to a one-on-one sword duel while the crew looks on
Blast the ship to pieces with a bazooka
Continue on your merry way
4. You see a $50 bill on the ground. What do you do?
find a lost-and-found and return it
take it and buy booze
take it and buy shurikens
take it and buy a do-rag
eat it
5. What is your choice of weapon?
Flintlock Pistol
Death Sponge
6. You are standing in front of Himeji Castle. It's full of demonically possessed samurai zombies. What do you do?
Say "There can be only one!" Run inside, slicesome heads with a katana, stick soem shurikens in a face or 2, then find the demon, scream "HADOKEN!", jump into the air, and shove your sword through his head.
Throw a cherry bomb inside, drink some booze, shoot the possessed, stab them in the stomach, and confront the demon, scream "ARR!" and blow him to bejesus with a cannon
Drop on the castle for the air, chainsaw through the roof, pull off some Jet Li Fu on the zombies, kill some more with a scallion, and suffocate the demon with a sponge. Then go buy a beer.
7. What manga do you like the best?
One Piece
Dragonball Z
I hate manga, it's for boring losers.
I'm a Final Fantasy geek.
8. What is your choice of clothing?
All black with a headband.
Anything really flashy.
Black armor with green flanges, a yellow cape, a bandit mask and a shirt that says "Pwnzor"
Something that fits in with the crowd.
A shirt that says "My carbon footprint is bigger than yours"
9. What is your favorite phrase, quote, or movie line?
"Hello, mr. ANDERSON."
"Pirates and ninjas agree--cowboys suck."
Anything from "Blades of Glory".
"To be or not to be? That is the question." --Hamlet
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." --Winston Churchill
10. You see a man molesting a woman. What do you do?
Crack a beer bottle over his head
Stab him in the chest
Shoot him
Say, "YOU SUCK!" and beat the bejesus out of him with cheese
Ignore them
Help him out
11. What is your choice of music?
Heavy Metal
Classical/Traditional Japanese
Christian Rock
12. And finally, which do you think is most awesome?
Ninja Pirates
Keanu Reeves
George Bush (You can't be serious...)

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