Are You A Follower Of The EMU!!!

Did you know that theres only 4% of TRUE Emu followers on the world. Most just overlook at us. Make fun of us. Nows the chance to prove youself that you ARE a follower.

Yes,you read the title right. EMU! not EMO. Most people don't know about us, BUT there are some true followers out there. If you think you are a follower prove youself and take the quiz.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the true color of the EMU.
Red
Blue
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Whats a color?
I HOPE EMUS DIE!
4. How many legs does Emu have?
0
1
2
8
NONE, BECAUSE I CUT THEM OFF!!
5. If an emu got in a fight with a Tiger. Who would win?
Is this even a question? An Emu!
Duh..the tiger
Neither, because the would kill each other.
1337?
Neither. BECAUSE I KILLED THE EMU!
6. Whats an Emus favorite food?
Steak
Fish
Tiger
It eats?
Or do you mean? Whats MY FAVORTIE FOOD!! EMU OF COURSE!!
7. If you saw an emu walking beside you. What would you do?
Talk with it, walk with it.
Wouldn't think much of it.
Pet it.
uhh.IDK
KILL IT!
8. If you saw your girl friend cheating on you with your best friend. What would be the right emu thing to do?
Make up sex.
WTF MATE! (slap a hoe)
KILL THEM ALL!!
Talk it out.
Go home and cry.
9. If you just got fired from your job. Whats the right emu thing to do?
Take a sh*t in a bag. Set it on fire and throw it in your bosses office.
Hit your boss in the face.
Sleep with his wife then send him pictures.
Cry.
Shoot him in the face!!!
10. Whats the Holy Book of the emus called?
The Holy Book of the emus.
Bible?
Theres a holy bible?
GAH BOOKS!
*Rips book in half* MUAHAHA
11. Whats the proper punishment of a non-follower?
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
Umm...crap..LIFE?
12. Ok. The TRUE QUESTION! What is an Emu!
A Bird.. duh everyone knows that.
A tiger?
JESUS!
Whats an Emu?..uhh
DEAD BIRDS THAT I LOVE TO EAT!

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