Are you a d-bag?

Okay, look, we know that the time and effort that we put into making this quiz make us the ultimate douchebags. Still, you have to admit that having an index of douchebaggery is a useful diagnostic tool. Or not. Whatever.

Are YOU a douchebag? Have you ever wanted to know if what your friends say about you behind your back is really true? Thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes, you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever ordered a Jager bomb?
Yes
No
4. Have you ever had sex with two girls or more (excluding a threesome/orgy) in one night?
Yes
No
5. Have you ever worn more than one polo shirt at a time?
Yes
No
6. Have you ever played lacrosse?
Yes
No
7. Are you from New Jersey?
Yes
No
8. Have you ever paid a bouncer to get inside a club?
Yes
No
9. To what extent do you agree with the following statement: 'Aside from sexual purposes, women have no intrinsic value'?
I strongly agree
I agree
I have no opinion
I disagree
I strongly disagree
10. Have you ever invited a girl over to 'listen to music'?
Yes
No
11. How many shirtless pictures are there of you on Facebook/Myspace?
0
1-5
6-10
More than 10
12. Do you own a visor?
Yes
No
13. Have you ever stiffed a waitress?
Yes
No
14. Did you laugh when we said 'stiffed a waitress'?
Yes
No
15. Do you shave your chest?
Yes
No
16. Are you a republican?
Yes
No
17. To what extent do you agree with the following statement: "I am a douchebag?"
I strongly agree
I agree
I have no opinion
I disagree
I strongly disagree
18. Have you ever created a facebook group about yourself?
Yes
No
19. Have you ever had an artificial tan?
Yes
No
20. Have you ever given someone an STD?
Yes
No
21. Do you belong to a fraternity?
Yes
No
22. Answer the following question: 'I can play __ John Mayer songs on the guitar.'
0
1
2
3
I can play the entire catalogue, bro.

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