Another Camp Quiz

This is another Camp quiz, like Jaems'. He took a lot of the good material, but there was still some left. Enjoy! Paragraph one must be at least one-hundred-and-fifty characters. Why, I don't know. But if I must, I must.

This is a useless filler paragraph that I am required to enter as a precondition for posting this quiz. This ought to satisfy that requirement quite nicely.

Created by: Thomas Young
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The instructions on the hot water heater say:
Do not use solder to connect tubing
Do not apply heat to this fitting while making sweat connections
Do not over-tighten hose clamps
Do not make sweat connections within 1' of heater
4. A sign in downtown Norway says:
Woodman's Guns Guns mith
Woodman's Guns Gu nsmith
Woodman's Guns G unsmith
Woodman's Guns Gunsm th
Wood an's Guns Gunsmith
Woo man's Guns Gunsmith
5. What is the humorous misspelling of "Lobsters" at a store in Oxford?
Lobesters
Lobbsters
Lobstirs
Lobsturs
Lobsterrs
Lobssters
6. What road is "The Farm" (where Grammie lived) on?
Greenwood Road
Waterford Road
Watson Road
Crick Road
Thurston Road
7. How does the old vacuum cleaner move across the floor?
Wheels
Casters
Metal runners
Rollers
8. What noise maker was, until recently, in the attic?
"Bzzhant"
"Demeteter"
"Poost Horn"
"Fuffy"
"Ging-gong"
9. Some wiseass did the following to the thermometer on the porch:
Erased Celsisus, replaced it with Kelvin
Took the mercury tube out and drew a fake one
Erased temps, replaced them with months
Turned mercury tube upside down
Painted over the mercury tube so it looks like it's 100F
10. Near the bathroom sink, written on the wall, it says "Top of sink" and . . .
Top of bungwad rollev
Top of water heatev
Top of suppovt
Top of pavticle board
11. Fill in the blank: __________ bed
Shovel
Gavel
Gavrillo
Skillsaw
Chainsaw
12. The following people rode the double bike into the lake:
Jaems and WakeBurner
Jaems and BorgChild
BorgChild and All-Purpose Realtree
BorgChild and WakeBurner
All-Purpose Realtree and WakeBurner
Jaems and All-Purpose Realtree
13. Popkin's dives off the rope swing were known as:
Wicked apexes
Stick dives
Slanty pencils
Frumpy pencils
14. What is the name of the building in the far corner of the lake?
Skeleton shack
Ghost house
Clanky shack
Dead man's house
Pipe shed
15. Part of the Young property on Yagger Road is known as:
Wallpaper Woods
Hippie Hollow
The Bootleg Dump
Tire Glade
Boom Road
Homeless Campground
16. What is at the end of the kitchen light pull-switch string?
Wood clothespin
Blue binder clip
"Ernie's gas station" keychain
Cross from rosary
Pink shower curtain ring
Red plastic bookmark
17. Fill in the blank: _______ 'n F***
Fart
Flop
Flip
Floor
Flat

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