America--f--- yeah!

Our Political Spectrum Quiz

If you loved the "How American Are You?", you'll hate this quiz, which is mostly just a satirical counterpoint to that quiz. This section needs to be 150 characters.

This section is supposed to be 150 characters, apparently, but I really said everything I wanted to say in section one. Boo. For real. Boo. Is this 150 characters yet?

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Every time I see the American flag, I...
salute.
cream my pants.
wipe my ass with it, burn it, and then use it for a turban like the nasty terrorist I am. *snort* Whatever.
America--f--- yeah!
If Saddam Hussein hates Al Qaeda, and we hate Al Qaeda, why are we fighting Iraq? Isn't the enemy of our enemy our friend?
Um... because Fox News said it was the right thing to do.
America--f--- yeah!
That's a good question.
Burn in hell, you freedom-hating commie bastard!
Separation of church and state is...
America--f--- yeah!
a citizen's fundamental right (not to be confused with the fundamentalist right, which is how we got in this mess in the first place).
stupid. If you don't love Jesus, you must be a terrorist. Or a commie. Or both.
unnecessary. After all, George W. Bush IS God.
How do you support the troops?
My car is papered with bumper stickers.
My house, car, dog, and children are papered with bumper stickers.
America--f--- yeah!
I question this war and our speedy entry into it.
The flag on my lawn...
Who has a flag on their lawn? What an eyesore.
is bigger than the flag on YOUR lawn, freedom-hater.
can be seen via Google Earth.
America--f--- yeah!
Where do you stand on the whole gay marriage issue?
What issue? All couples deserve the opportunity to get married, and no one is forcing you to have a gay marriage if you don't want one.
I don't know, what does Fox News say about it?
Where do I stand? As far away from gays as I can get! They might try to hit on me!
America--f--- yeah! Homosexuality--f--- no!
Do you find George W. Bush sexy? (Unless you are a man, because of course that would be evil and wrong.)
Maybe in the right light... those monkey ears are kinda cute.
Not if he were the last man on earth and held graduate degrees in sexology AND sexography. If I had been poisoned and his semen was the antidote: still no.
America--f--- yeah!
I climax regularly during the State of the Union Address.
Are you in the military?
I'm in Iraq right now!
No, but I do own a lot of heavy artillery.
What does that have to do with anything?
America--f--- yeah!
Speaking of guns, what's your take on guns in the home?
America--f--- yeah!
Duh. We have the right to bear arms. That means if I want my kids to grow up around anti-tank artillery, it's my God-given right.
I don't actually own a gun, but I would if it didn't violate my parole. WINK!
Boo guns!
America?
F--- yeah!
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
No f---ing way!

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