Am I a crazy person?

This quiz will determine your level of sanity. The reason it is able to do this is due to the committee of aliens, demons, and government spooks who collaborated in making it. They know more about these kinds of things than anyone out there, including professionals. That's right all you need to do is take this free test from some dude, on the internet.

Do you find humor in watching people run around in rubber helmets? Do you feel happy when confined to a small padded room, and getting to do a lot of drugs? Well this test will tell you if you need some more of all that in your life.

Created by: Matt S of The Portlander
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do I have an invisible friend? (Please remember that you're thinking this quiz to yourself)
YES!
Sure
No
That's ridiculous
Yeah, your mom
4. Does my invisible friend grant wishes?
I already said I don't have an invisible friend.
Like a god or genie?
Yes
No
5. Do I think that we should kill the aliens?
Which, the Greys?
They're our friends, at least they seem to be...
There is no such thing.
Yes
No
6. Does the sun still revolve around the earth?
Not since Copernicus.
No
Yeah
Maybe I am crazy.
I doubt it.
7. If my faith were stronger, I might be able to heal others.
Of course.
It's possible.
I can heal!
It doesn't take faith, it's all about energy.
I don't think so.
8. Can I cast spells?
Yes
No
I will be able to, when I reach the correct level.
I'm a mage!
Yes, but it drains me.
9. Am I Tom Cruise?
Yes
No
No, but he is our latest hero.
10. Do I believe in Sylvia Browne?
Who?
Yes, why not
Of course, she's on talk shows.
I believe, I believe in her being a nasty lying hag.
No, not really.
11. Do I believe that I am the reincarnation of a celebrity?
No, that's stupid, statistically, it's more likely that I was between poor and middle class, and generally average.
I think I may be, I remind myself of one...
Not at all; why am I still taking this quiz?
12. Why is the government out to get me?
This is ridiculous, I'm about to leave.
They are led by alien beings.
They hate what I have to say.
I think I've lost them, finally.

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