(Main five) religions

Some easy questions about religion. Just basics. Its not challenging Where does Superman park his privates? A: On Lois Lane Q: What did Superman say when

Where does Superman park his privates? A: On Lois Lane Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day? A: "That's mighty bigamy!" Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women? A: "That's awful bigamy!" Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? A: Superbowl. Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot beef broth? A: Souperman! Q: Why did Superman flush the toilet? A: Because it was his duty! Q: What is Supermans favorite part of the joke? A: The "punch" line! Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? A: A bucking horse. Q: What is Supermans favorite drink? A: Fruit punch! Q: What does Superman put in his beverages? A: Just ice. Superman looked at Bruce Wayne and said: "Stop acting like a bat boy, ok Batman?"