Your mother jokes part 5

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  1. Your mother is so fat. When she once wore a green bikini, everybody shouted: "Godzilla!"
  2. Your mother is so fat. When she went to the Zoo, elephants threw peanuts at her.
  3. Your mother is so fat. She puts on her belt with a boomerang.
  4. Your mother is so fat. The donkey on her shirt is real.
  5. Your mother is so fat. Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her @$$hole.
  6. Your mother is so stupid. She once stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
  7. Your mother is so stupid. She stopped because there was a stop sign and waited for it to say GO.
  8. Your mother is so stupid. She tried to climb mountain dew
  9. Your mother is so stupid. She once put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
  10. Your mother is so stupid. She studied for a drug test, by taking all the drugs.
  11. Your mother is so ugly. When god said: "Let there be light!" He saw your mother and said: "Oh my, nevermind!"
  12. Your mother is so ugly. When Santa Claus saw her, he said: "Ho ho HOLY $HIT!"
  13. Your mother is so ugly. When she bought a new car, it transformed and ran away.
  14. Your mother is so ugly. Not even goldfish crackers smile back to her.
  15. Your mother is so ugly. Her pillow cries at night.
  16. Your mother is so hairy. When she played fnaf, the animatronics thought she already had a suit.
  17. Your mother is so hairy. She got afros on her n!pples.
  18. Your mother is so hairy. When she goes to the nude beach, people wonder why she wears a coat.
  19. Your mother is so hairy. She stars in donkey kong games.
  20. Your mother is so hairy. When she auditioned for the Planet of the Apes, she became pack leader.

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