Your mother jokes part 3

This is part 3 of my Your mother series. Part 1 was made 1.5 years ago. Part 2 this week and part 3 right now. What made me continue making quizzes and tests? Look at paragraph 2...

You guys are the reason I never gave up. I returned recently because one of my quizzes (How well do you know SMG4?) became extremely succesful with 1,500 visits. That gave me inspiration to continue. More quizzes will come soon. I will talk to you guys later.

Created by: shoottowin

  1. Your mother is so stupid. She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's. She also tried to put them into alphabetical order.
  2. Your mother is so stupid. She thought that seaweed was something that fish smoke.
  3. Your mother is so stupid. She returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
  4. Your mother is so stupid. She went to the Apple store to get a Big Mac.
  5. Your mother is so stupid. She got hit by a parked car.
  6. Your mother is so stupid. She made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
  7. Your mother is so stupid. When she got hit by a mug, she told the cops that she got mugged.
  8. Your mother is so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
  9. Your mother is so stupid. She went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
  10. Your mother is so stupid. She played "I got your nose" with Voldemort when he was a baby.
  11. Your mother is so ugly. Her portraits hang themselves.
  12. Your mother is so ugly. When she played GTA V, she got 5 stars immediately. And when the cops saw her, they ran away from her!
  13. Your mother is so ugly. When she played Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said: "Stay over there!"
  14. Your mother is so ugly. She makes blind people cry.
  15. Your mother is so ugly. People pay her in a stripclub to keep her clothes on.
  16. Your mother is so ugly. When she looked out of her window one day, she got arrested for mooning.
  17. Your mother is so ugly. When she walked in to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
  18. Your mother is so ugly. She Gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
  19. Your mother is so ugly. The country she was born in moved Halloween to her birthday.
  20. Your mother is so ugly. She was an extra in Thriller.

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