Your mother jokes part 2

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  1. Your mother is so fat. Her blood type is N(utella)
  2. Your mother is so fat. When I played candyland with her, she ate the whole boardgame.
  3. Your mother is so fat, google created a google mama to explore her.
  4. Your mother is so fat, the police uses her as a roadblock.
  5. Your mother is so fat. When she goes camping, bears hide their food from her.
  6. Your mother is so stupid, she uses old spice bodywash to cook.
  7. Your mother is so stupid. She brought her computer to the doctor because it had a virus.
  8. Your mother is so stupid. She thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
  9. Your mother is so stupid. She goes to the post office to send an email.
  10. Your mother is so stupid. She thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
  11. Your mother is so hairy. When your dad took her on a restaurant date, they said: "Sorry, no pets allowed,,.
  12. Your mother is so hairy. They filmed a National Geographic show in her bathroom.
  13. Your mother is so hairy. When she woke up one day, she found herself trapped in a cage at the zoo.
  14. Your mother is so hairy. Bigfoot took her picture.
  15. Your mother is so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burns.
  16. Your mother is so ugly. She made Jeff The Killer frown.
  17. Your mother is so ugly. When she took a selfie, her phone censored the picture.
  18. Your mother is so ugly. She is the reason why the ninja turtles live in the sewers.
  19. Your mother is so ugly. She made a happy meal cry.
  20. Your mother is so ugly. She is the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

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