will you be my new girlfriend | Comments

half way lmao watch random people start calling u and textin u

Okay??? I got like a 60 or something. Hah

Ana, Carl eats hands!
...WAIT, HE'S PERFECT FOR YOU.

Mark, you're cheating on me with another man?! I told you we shouldn't have come out of the closet!

LOL I GOT 92% 0.0 Crapadoodles xD

Carl hasn't seen a real person in twenty years and he needs you, right now.

Carl thinks your sexy.

79%..interesting... .

44%... :/ i dont look or sound like ur type...trust me...im from an underdeveloped country in asia...

anywayz,Go od luck finding a gf

I'm a guy. So if you get any calls from Mark, it's me.

yes i will date you and have sex im Perla

MANWHORE

Eeerrrr.. That was a little wierd.n If i hear the word "number" again, i'll scream.