Funny sentences

Ignore this. I wish I could skip this... Let me now say random things. I sleep with a fork. Bees are scary rhino's. Whales are noobs at walking. I kill beatles with shoelaces.

Kiwi's are known for cannibalism. Portals are the answer to an itch on your back. A derp can't herp a derp if a herpe derp could herp a derp derping a herpe derp.

Created by: shoottowin

  1. Give a man a hamburger, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hamburger and he'll live forever!
  2. Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I'm perfect.
  3. *yo dawg meme* Yo dawg, I heard you like kids, so I put a kid inside your kid!
  4. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
  5. Behind any great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  6. The only mystery in my life is that why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
  7. Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more plans.
  8. America is a country where half the money is spent buying food and the other half to losing weight.
  9. Funny how one match can start a forest fire and that it takes a whole match pack to start a campfire.
  10. World news: Dad sues son for intellectual theft! "Looks too much like father" says judge.

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