oh hey I'm underweight again
only by a couple pounds though
but here's the kicker
I like being underweight, in fact I prefer it
it makes me feel more secure
I'm actually sensitive about my weight, surprise
if there's a fire anywhere, I make my little penguin dude dance around it saying stuff like "we must complete the ritual"
since the site is mostly little kids, the other animals usually move far away from me or just reply with question marks