Are You A Satanist..? | Comments

I got not a Satanist and this describes me. I don't like the devil. I want to be with God and Jesus.

HAIL TO SATAN! 94%

I took this test because Ive been questioning myself about of a lot things lol, (I got a 90%) and Im still confused of what satanism is because Ive seen a ton of stuff on it saying its not worshipping him and stuff. Sooo Im still trying to figure this out and can I have some lemonade too?

-Kaiden

Mmm, I was born a satanist in a Christian family. They despise me but I dont care. The only reason why I would want to do this quiz was because I was deeply thinking abt it the other day. When I was little (this is now I realise I am a real satanist) I loved black and red because it reminded me of blood and pure darkness and I used to have nightmares about a few things I dont want to mention but yeah. When I got older around 8-10yrs I started to purposely lie and get people into trouble and I also lit fires and did some pretty illegal stuff back when I was young. Now Im in my late teens Ive stopped that just so that I wont go to jail but I definitely consider it (96%)

Seventy nine percent satanist, I lost faith and hope a long time ago in god sense all I ever do is seem to go through s--- constantly. If God was actually caring why does he make so many horrible things in life all the time rather than good? He killed his own son even. Just saying. Cool quiz anyways mate.

That was fun I guess I am

The results say im 86% satanist. idk what i am actually tho.. i used to be Christian but i changed. i just think im in a really hard time rn im going through depression, trauma flashbacks, family issues and many more.. but i can tell you this ehehehe i like the taste of blood just like you lol. mines is rich and i love the way the flavor stays for a good while! oh does anyone have any tips of rituals? itll be my first time if i do one! also i love this quizzzzzzz! <3

You are a Satanist. Hail Satan and his power! You would burn the universe and cut off a hand if it would please Satan even a little - perhaps you even have. HAIL TO SATAN!

As I'm interested in being a LaVeyan satanist, this seems sorta stereotypical. Really? Blood lemonade? Okay.

I'm a real satanist, since I was born with possessed evil spirit,it a talent to me and I enjoy it

Hahahahahaha! I am not a satinist but i found this quiz admusing. ^_^