A Day in the Life of Bob

Are you Bob? Please answer these questions truthfully to find out if you are like Bob. I hope you are nothing like him. Be safe, use a helmet. Please. Please. Please.

Are you Bob? Please answer these questions truthfully to find out if you are like Bob. I hope you are nothing like him. Be safe, use a helmet. Please. Please. Please.

Created by: Kattie1999

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. Bob wakes up in the morning. He is laying on a lamp it has burned a hole through his back. What does Bob do?
  2. Bob eats the lamp. The lamp tastes nasty. Bob spits out the lamp and starts dancing to jazz music. His blood gushes all over the floor. What does Bob do?
  3. Bob takes off his new shirt and wipes off the blood with his sock. Bob puts back on his shirt. Bob grunts like an angry elephant because somehting is his stomache. What is it?
  4. Bob has to go poop. Number two, needs to sit on the pot. Deliver the kids, shake the shiggles out. SUDDENLY, Bob's colon EXPLODES. Becuse he has not pooped in over three years. Brown stuff flies everywhere. Bob screams like a banchi! What does he do?
  5. Bob sticks two sticks into the poop. To contact the poop.To talk to the poop. To listen... the poop. To love.. the lamp. "Hello?" Bob whispers to the brown lumps. What does the feces say?
  6. Bob get's furiously raging, angry at the poop. He's so furious that he can't see straight and all he sees is red elephants. He pounds his chest like a fish. Then what does he do?
  7. Bob takes his mushroom to work. His mushrooms name is Bob. He goes to the FBI. He goes inside of the building with his mushroom named Bob. FBI agents tackle him and ask what he is doing there? What does Bob say?
  8. Bob gives agents mushroom they slap it out of his hand like savages. They say, 'GET THE HECK OUT! You ugly piece of trash!' Bob leaves. When suddenly, Bob stops walking. He hears a sound following him. He hears it whenever he walks. What is it?
  9. Bob smells a stinky smell and he passes out. X.X Bob wakes up. At the pub. He wears nothing. Old men are dancing in front of him in dresses. What does Bob do?
  10. Uses lighter to pick out toe jam. Throws gasoline on men. Throws in lighter. Gets burned alive, along with the old men. What does Bob do?
  11. Bob walks away unharmed. Like Jesus's son's brother's nephue's daughter's aunt aun't cousin's ex husband son's dog's owner...........................he is not related to Jesus. BOB HAS TO POOP SO BAD!!! HE GROWLS LIKE A KITTEN. But all that comes out are squirrels. The squirrles hump him vigourasly! What does Bob do?
  12. bob uses squirrrels vigourously as toe jam cleaner. Then he humps their lifeless bodies. Then Bob throws a baby. The baby cries. Bob laughs like a monkey. Bob goes home because it is night. Bob is tired. So he sleeps where?

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