1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Let's begin, eh? ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE? AAAAAH! Zombie? Meh. Zombies.....aw. Zombies...coool.4. Hehhehehehhehehe OK! Now where do you live (general type) Big City Little, suburban outside the City Rural I'm a redneck, I live NOWHERE.5. You hear about zombies (news, word-of-mouth) What do you do? Laugh. Media is funny. Cry. I'm so screwed... Get guns. Get barricades. Need I say more? Get over to a friends house, barricade, then get guns.6. You're in <Place from before> and you need a weapon. What do you choose? A katana, okii gozaimas---a sensai-san. Fully-Automatic Rifle. Semi-Automatic Rifle Sniper Handgun Crowbar7. Barricades, now. What do you make it out of? Nails, planks, hammer. Furniture, planks, nails, hammer. Metal sheets drilled into the wall, supplemented by furniture. Traps and spikes in the floor, ramparts and trenches.8. Zombies are running all over the place! ZOMG! UR FAMILAY AAAAAHROTFLOLNOOB YOU LEFT THEM! ZOMG I NEED THEM *CRY* *Blink* Family....what family? I'll see if I can get away, but if theres even a hint of danger... *run outside and start yelling MOM DAD!*9. OK, your barricaded position was overrun. You: Run. I run faster than they do. Die. They caught me in the bathtub... Kill. They won't take me.10. You got away. Good job. But now you're alone in the streets. Nearby there's a woman lying down, trying to get up and whimpering. She's covered in blood... Shoot her. In the face. No risks, now. Help her up. Chivalry isn't dead yet! Try to patch her wounds up.11. You need transportation. There are a few cars nearby... Motorcycle. Speeeed demon! Army truck. Carries my survivors and mauls zombies. Armored LRV vehicle with storage space. Mom's SUV12. Driving your car around, you realize a party members was bitten, and she's turning yellow. Shoot her. That woman back there didn't fare any better. Drop her off. Let's be human, right? Give her a pistol, tell her what needs to be done. Take her with, she might be fine.13. Another group of survivors! Whaddaya do? ZOMG FRIEEEENDS *Run towards them happily.* Proceed with caution. They may be barbarians or zombies. Kill them. Take their stuff.14. Wandering the rural town, you come across an armory, filled with...armor. Chain-Mail Plate-mail. Bite through metal, JERK. Leather. Light weight defense. Clothes. I need a new T-shirt with MCR...15. Famine, hunger, and thirst. You see a nearby King-Soopers, what do you do? Get canned food, it doesn't spoil. Bottled water, too. Dine like kings off the meat section. Get pop-tarts, sugar, and wine. Don't go in. Might be zombies.16. You need a new hold out points. Best places; Hospital. Need medical supplies, anyway. School. I need 2+2 down anyway. A mansion. Jail, punks. Lots of locked doors.17. Looks like your set for the apocalypse. Now, you can carry a second, small firearm. It is: Dagger Glock 9 D'Eagle USP18. Is travelling at night good or bad with zombies about? Good Bad Zombies? In the dark? What're you, an idiot?19. Government just broadcasted: To all those left alive, get out of the large rural areas immediately, there are large tactical bombs headed in your direction!" What?! They're bombing us? What'd we ever do, just want human brains? Get out. Out, out out, ASAP. Take precautions, supplies, then leave. Stay put. The zombies have the government, too!20. Sweet luck, you found a helicopter! Get out of there to a new position before the nuke comes. Take the 'chopper to an abandoned island. Zombies can't swim. Fly? I can't fly. Sorry, bub.21. How many zombies do you think you killed in aggression, NOT in defense? Killing was purely defensive. 1-20 21-50 51-200 I killed ALL the zombies.22. Last question: Your very closest girlfriend / wife was just bitten directly in the chest (lol, boobies), at any rate, there's no way to amputate and cauterize to save her. You: Giver her a heart-filled goodbye before you put a bullet through her brain and a tear on your cheek. Hack up the b---- with bullets. She'll never become a zombie, 'cuz I don't want to put up with her in unlife, too. Keep her alive, she might live, there might be a cure... Make out with her until she turns and takes you with her. Necrophilia, much.