Zombie Survival Questionairre

Modern American cinema has plenty of films about zombies. The concept of the zombie has ranged from corpses reanimated by radiation and magic, to the altering of a person's behavior by a highly-contagious virus that physiologically morphs the organism. However, this is all fictional.

But what if it wasn't? This Zombie Survival Questionnaire is written in a gonzoesque style, placing the quiz taker in the shoes of a person who has survived the fictional 'Z-Day', and is taking a survey on how they've survived thus far. Seems pretty silly, right? But if you're interested in your zombie apocalypse survivor archetype, this quiz is right for you.

Created by: Jesse

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What best describes your opinion regarding violence?
Don't like it at all, man.
If I have to fight, I have to.
Only if it's necessary to use violence, will I. Conserves resources.
Violence = party!
It can be a necessary evil, but avoidable.
4. Think back to Z-Day, back when it first happened, what was your initial reaction?
I freaked out, plain and simple. People who were dead weren't 'dead.'
I escaped when I could.
I hid. I observed. Then I got out.
At first, I hesitated. But, hey, when you see a freak eating someone's arm, you go with your gut. Mine said, 'Blast the bugger.'
I gathered up the neighbors, we found some supplies, and we got out as soon as we could.
Dude. There were zombies. It was SO COOL.
5. Let's say you lost someone close to you on Z-Day to a zombie. After they had been bitten, what was your initial reaction.
I freaked out, plain and simple. My companion was bitten by a rotting corpse-person.
I panicked, I ran away. I didn't want to be bitten too.
I left him behind; s/he would slow me down.
Popped a couple caps in the poor fella's ass, then messed up the freak that bit him/her real good.
Unfortunately, I killed my companion. S/he would only become another threat.
6. What weapons have you been using to survive with?
Weapons? I just ran.
Started out with a pistol, maybe a shotgun.
Whatever I could find.
Had a pistol and a small rifle, plus plenty of ammo.
Depends. Started out using a shotgun, then I got my hands on an AK. Hooah!
I had a sword. Maybe an axe or two.
7. Did you bring your own supplies with you?
Yes.
No.
8. Did you have a plan?
Yes.
No.
9. Have you been traveling with others?
Yes.
Sometimes.
No.
10. Let's say you are confronted with a group of three zombies. What's your plan of attack?
Attack? Screw that, dude, I'm running.
It depends on the area around me. If conditions are favorable, I'll use them; if not, then I'm running.
I probably spotted them from a distance. I pick off two of them from a distance, to attract the third. Then, at a closer range, I take that one out.
Rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat. Y'know what I mean?
It depends on who's in the group, but I'd like to make sure no one dies.
Leeroooy...Jenkiiins.
11. Let's say you are confronted with a zombie horde. What's your plan of attack?
Run.
Use the environment and surrounding buildings to get away and take out as many as I can while doing so.
I really don't think I'd let myself get into that situation.
Hey man, it's still rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat. Only longer. And with more blood.
Safety is the number one concern. Barring a safe retreat, we'll find a defensible position, and take out the zombies as they come.
Leroooooooooy....JENKIIIIINS!
12. Finally, describe your guiding philosophy in the zombie wasteland.
Panic.
Survive.
Plan Ahead.
Eradicate.
Guide.
This is awesome.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What best describes your opinion regarding violence?

Don't like it at all, man.

If I have to fight, I have to.

Only if it's necessary to use violence, will I. Conserves resources.

Violence = party!

It can be a necessary evil, but avoidable.

4. Think back to Z-Day, back when it first happened, what was your initial reaction?

I freaked out, plain and simple. People who were dead weren't 'dead.'

I escaped when I could.

I hid. I observed. Then I got out.

At first, I hesitated. But, hey, when you see a freak eating someone's arm, you go with your gut. Mine said, 'Blast the bugger.'

I gathered up the neighbors, we found some supplies, and we got out as soon as we could.

Dude. There were zombies. It was SO COOL.

5. Let's say you lost someone close to you on Z-Day to a zombie. After they had been bitten, what was your initial reaction.

I freaked out, plain and simple. My companion was bitten by a rotting corpse-person.

I panicked, I ran away. I didn't want to be bitten too.

I left him behind; s/he would slow me down.

Popped a couple caps in the poor fella's ass, then messed up the freak that bit him/her real good.

Unfortunately, I killed my companion. S/he would only become another threat.

6. What weapons have you been using to survive with?

Weapons? I just ran.

Started out with a pistol, maybe a shotgun.

Whatever I could find.

Had a pistol and a small rifle, plus plenty of ammo.

Depends. Started out using a shotgun, then I got my hands on an AK. Hooah!

I had a sword. Maybe an axe or two.

7. Did you bring your own supplies with you?

Yes.

No.

8. Did you have a plan?

Yes.

No.

9. Have you been traveling with others?

Yes.

Sometimes.

No.

10. Let's say you are confronted with a group of three zombies. What's your plan of attack?

Attack? Screw that, dude, I'm running.

It depends on the area around me. If conditions are favorable, I'll use them; if not, then I'm running.

I probably spotted them from a distance. I pick off two of them from a distance, to attract the third. Then, at a closer range, I take that one out.

Rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat. Y'know what I mean?

It depends on who's in the group, but I'd like to make sure no one dies.

Leeroooy...Jenkiiins.

11. Let's say you are confronted with a zombie horde. What's your plan of attack?

Run.

Use the environment and surrounding buildings to get away and take out as many as I can while doing so.

I really don't think I'd let myself get into that situation.

Hey man, it's still rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat. Only longer. And with more blood.

Safety is the number one concern. Barring a safe retreat, we'll find a defensible position, and take out the zombies as they come.

Leroooooooooy....JENKIIIIINS!

12. Finally, describe your guiding philosophy in the zombie wasteland.

Panic.

Survive.

Plan Ahead.

Eradicate.

Guide.

This is awesome.

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