You know you've been in NJ too long if...

This is a quiz to identify the few, the proud, the burned out dregs that are ready to Get Out Of Jersey Right Now! If you are an intense NJ lover, a completely loyal booster of the Garden State, don't take this test!

If you are starting to become irritated with everything around you, the roads, the weather, the government, even the pizza, take this quiz. The results could help you to improve your lot in life! (Or at least give you a good laugh!)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The best pizza you can remember eating is:
Elio's
Domino's
3 Brothers from Italy
The special of the week at Wal Mart
4. You start to fixate on what it would be like to:
Pump your own gas
See the sun
Take a safari to PA to view grass growing in the wild
Have a State government that isn't under investigation by the FBI
5. You are tired of explaining to out-of-staters why:
"Down the Shore" means going to the beach
Water is pronounced like hooter, and we have it right because we said it that way before all you people got off the boat
Racial Profiling actually means that the Troopers have a pretty good idea what hoods look like
Yes, there really is a sunken cement ship at Cape May, and, no- We didn't build it- The US Government did
6. People crack the old joke- Hey, you're from New Jersey? What Exit?!- and you:
Ignore them
Run over their feet with your car on the way out of the parking lot
Shoot them
Tell 'em "It doesn't matter which exit- You refugees can't afford to live at any one of them!"
7. You haven't been here in at least 10 years:
Washington's Crossing
The Seaside Boardwalk
Anywhere past the Casino in any building in AC
A roadside produce stand
8. This term no longer alarms you:
Cholesterol
Same Sex Marriage
Corruption
Superfund Site
9. The following is the most common sight on your commute to work:
Funeral processions
Used car lots
Gas stations with a cloth banner sporting a new name tied over the name molded on the big sign
Orange Traffic Cones
10. Your kid is active with the following as an after school group:
Potheads
Crackheads
Goths
Bloods, either as a member or running from them...
11. You don't use the phone book anymore because:
The computer is faster for looking things up
It never seems to contain info for businesses anywhere near you
I have all the numbers I need in my rolodex
I haven't gotten one since 1978
12. You are so sick of the price of home heating by Oil or Gas, you:
Swear you will get a wood stove for next year
Have 10 pounds of duct tape and 5 bath towels sealing your doors and windows
Keep the heat turned down and have an electric heater under the blanket with you
Start planning to spend next January and February in Florida
13. Your kid is graduating from High School and:
He/She claims they are gay just so they can hang with cooler people
You find out they have already spent 5% of their college savings on a trip to Europe for the summer
They plan to call their friend just as they get the diploma on stage to embarrass them
Has a 4.0 GPA and is the only one that isn't involved in a lawsuit against the school over who gets to be Valedictorian

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