Would You Survive a Ninja Home Invasion?

Ah. So you think you know what it means to be attacked by a gang of ninjas? Well let me show you when REAL ULTIMATE POWER attacks your household! Only one that is one with the ninja can withstand... THE NINJA. (That was redundant...)

Don't forget, pirates hate ninjas, and NOBODY likes samurais! Ninjas fully endorse this quiz. So... Can YOU survive a FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT by a gang of ninjas? I doubt it pirate boy.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Okay let's start with knowledge on Ninjas, after all knowing your enemy is... whatever. What do ninjas do ALL the time?
Eat chili
Play with themselves
FIGHT
Chill out
4. What is the purpose of a ninja?
To silently assassinate the upper class of medieval Japan
FLIP OUT and KILL people
Create high tech jobs and gadgets for the next generation
Loot and plunder them scurvy dogs
5. What is a ninja's worst enemy?
PMS
Samurais
Pilates
Pirates
SPECTRAL PIRATES
6. Now... What kind of house do you live in?
Ninja Dojo
Pirate Ship
House
Apartment Building
7. Can you do a backflip?
Yes
No
8. Do you own weaponry of any kind?
Yes
No
9. A GANG of NINJAS attack from the west! What are you doing?
Roll 2 20D dice to see what happens
Cry
Run
WAIL on your GUITAR
10. Whew! You luckily dispatched all of the ninjas, what do you do now?
Look for ph4t l3wtz
Call the police
Look up; ninjas don't die, they wait
11. Now about you... What profesion would you best describe yourself as?
Samurai
Pirate
Anti-Ninja (Yeah right)
Chuck Norris
12. Do you like hippos?
Yes
No
What the hell?
13. And finally... Did you feel as if your IQ points dropped a little while taking this quiz?
Yes
No
imdedfromNINJASlol

Remember to rate this quiz on the next page!
Rating helps us to know which quizzes are good and which are bad

Related Quizzes:

• ZOMBIE FOOD!!!!!!!!! by mike
• Will you survive a zombie invasion by lol
• Can YOU survive a ninja? by Tyler Pellett
• would you survive an alien attack by jose
• Zombie quiz (really good) by Pielover11

Create a quiz on GotoQuiz. We are a better kind of quiz site, with no pop-up ads, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes. Hey MySpace users! You can create a quiz for MySpace, it's simple fun and free.