1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You hear a new club is opening you ... Already know you'll be on the guest list, and are obligated to attend. you are going, no matter what and intend to party like a rock star! uhhhh... I'm still hung over from the last one, but I better get invited! You already have 10 invites and are scheduling new extentions and a shopping spree with dad's credit card. Wait untill a friend calls you and make sure to keep it on the down low. I'll be there, just gotta make sure I'm not the designated driver4. flash bulbs are going off left and right at the club opening so you...... slide in through the back door and avoid being in pics make a grand entrance the leader of the pack with your entourage, take all the publicity you can get! keeep pulling down you're short dress in hopes no one sees your happy place! You roll up to the front loud and proud poseing for pictures and even smoking a cigarette, you are who you are! You pose for pics but make the camera crew erase the ones that make you look bad and get irrate if the photoghrapher won't delete them Work it, Own it, get in as many pics with people of influence as possible!5. you enter the club, head to the bar and think....... I hope they don't smell the booze I drank before I came here! Hmmmm.... Champagne seems like an option, but will it taste ok with my fresh minty just whitened teeth? Tequilla shots......I'm still abit tipsy from last night so let's get this party started! forget the bar, send a friend, or get a drink from the cocktail waitress. What's a Bar, I'm VIP I have a table and free bottles! Jeager bombs and beer! Let's do this!!!6. no one is dancing yet so you decide.... hell yeah 2 more shots and I'm standing on the table shaking it! you all go on and dance without me, I'll watch your purses and sip my martini. Cocktail in hand you move to the center and begin you're hot sexy dance! I'm sooo hammered I don't care! If I stubble around it'll look like I'm dancing! You carefully planned your entrance now let's get some attention and do a little subtle bumping and grinding on people of influence you pound em' back and dance all night untill you've sweat through your'e clothes and flashed everyone your undies or nipples, who cares!7. you've been drinking and dancing all night how many times have you gone to the bathroom and checked your hair makeup and outfit? 50, gotta look perfect! 20 times, some times it was for other reasons! never, I peed in the garbage can, the line was long! I haven't been dancing, so I'm just hanging out! Who cares what I look like I'm wasted!!! More shots! I only went once to smell my pits and throw up a shot that didn't sit right.8. there's a hott bartender you wanna talk to you....... play it sly, hard to get take his number, you know he wants you. Go home with him, hell why not? think what will people think if I talk to him? throw him a napkin with your number and address, that says 6:00 my place? invite him to the next after hours club. decide to come back to this club more often and send your friends over to get info about him.9. the club is closeing you ......... are getting txt's about the next after hours club, do one last hair and makeup check to make sure you're hot for an exit photo! you slide out the back door, smooch your friends goodnight, and head home. these jerks have a last call? Where is the after party, let's get a hotel room with a hot tub!!!! huh? Closeing? God I'm hammered did I pay my tab? Put on your sunglasses and make a B line for the front with your hand covering your face! you're ready to go to the next club! One more shot and you're picking up the car from valet!10. you wake up the next day....... at some hotel room with people you don't know and do the walk of shame. At home in bed with a headache. ready to shower and do it all again... to your'e cell phone ringing off the hook about tonight's party, gotta buy a new outfit, can't be in the same one twice in pictures! Still drunk confused asleep in your car. In jail, searching through your black berry for your lawyers number and the towing company that impounded your car!11. you're idea of a perfect post party day is....... starbucks.... checking out the new line from Kitson... doing dinner at a high profile resteraunt... going to the pool in a bikini and heals (don't forget the jewelery) Sleeping it off... Getting ready to go out agian, after some asprin12. you'd rather........ be at a back yard cook out drinkin beer and playing beer pong. go out for martinis with the girls. Be at a grand event where you'd be in the spotlight. party it up at a night club with thumping music. do the full evening, dinner, cocktails,night club, afterhours club, hotel party.....then sleep it off It doesn't matter as long as everyone is watching you and you're the queen of the event!