1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You decide to go to Wal- Mart. What do you buy? knifes, rope, mabye a mask a water dish for a dog sore throat medicine the book " The idiot's guide to Divorce" wood and some nails im too depressed to go to wal mart4. Your drivers license has expired. what should you do? Screw that! i will drive WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT! CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU PIG i can't drive i can only walk I DONT KNOW WHAT DRIVING IS its okay i cant go anywhere anyways, kind of stuck in the same place well i better get my license! without it i cant drive to work i had a dream once that i drove my car into a maggots of death...oh...the horror5. You get a A on your math exam, but you know that you deserve an A+. what do you do? well can the teacher fix it? YES HE CAN! he better or else im not fixing his shower head i don't even know what math is the pinoeers are pretty bad at math...thats probably why i got sucha crappy mark Get your chainsaw and rope and head over to your teachers house- its payback time i once dreamed that i got an A+...but that is to never be....for i will never be that great.... oh woe as me JESUS CHRIST!! THAT IS SO UNFAIR! i will go tell that teacher where he can shove his exam....6. You're favorite movie is: beetlejuice Saw I, II and III i like watching the news... i cant watch anymovies that aren't G rated i had a dream once that i was in a movie....oh the horror...the maggots...the penguins.. Hotel for Dogs7. The beatles song that describes you best would be: Dig a Pony Twist and Shout I'll Get you Fixing a hole Hey Bulldog Shout8. You tried to buy tickets for a concert, but it was sold out. What do you do? these people i live with don't know what real music is. i doubt they would ever go to a concert let alone bring me ill just scratch at the ticket booth until they let me in Get your knife and head over to the ticket booth...you will get in...ticket or not oh no...rock concerts...scare me...they don't understand...im in a fragile mind state AHH GIVE ME THAT FREAKING TICKET! JUST GIVE ME THE TICKETS OR I WILL GET ANGRY i need my voice, if i went to a concert i would get a sore throat9. when i say Harry, you say: my movies are better then harry potter POTTER! yay i wish we had hp...the only books my family reads is like anne of green gables Voldemort needs to get some better weapons crookshanks is better then Harry What? you have hair stuck in your drain? I CAN FIX THAT Harry potter is WITCHCRAFT! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE10. who are you... really? IM MYSELF AND IM COOLER THEN YOU that question...has haunted my dreams..always with the maggots...help...no...im just...nothing your neighbourhood handyman? you don't want to know Harvin? "crying" for help?11. When will this quiz end? when you finally feed me, gosh im so hungry oh no...if it ends...the dreams...will come back...oh no...no AHHH when we harvest the corn? i might have to leave early before i finish the quiz i have to fix my neighbours door when im finished sharpening my knife when black death is no longer a problem12. this is the LAST QUESTION, how do you feel about that? i dont feel anything...not since...the accident....oh...the horror..daniel radcliffe good cuz i have to get up early tmoorw and this quiz has taken up alot of time im still hungry i will notify the town tomoorow that i took this quiz I FEEL PRETTY ANGRY i could have spent this time with my daughter i feel like the grim reaper