Which Twilight Spoof Character are You?

You're probably familiar with Twilight: the novel which has captured the imaginations of legions of vampire-adoring adolescents around the globe. Many groups and individuals alike have attempted to mimic the tale, while others lavish it with praise.

But only a select few are responsilbe for parodying Twilight and the nature of it's fans. One of these attempts has given rise to Dusk: the vampire romance novel that mocks many Twilight characters while adding additional elements (including zombieez). This quiz will attempt to determine which of the resulting Twilight spoof characters you are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. *This is a short briefing, since you probably didn't read the description. Dusk is a novel which spoofs Twilight and the surrounding culture. This quiz will attempt to determine which of 6 of the main characters YOU are most similar to*
Okay
OK
4. Firstly, which "team" would you choose to be on, in the Twilight universe?
Team Edward
Team Jacob
Team James
Team Humanity
Those crazy Italian guys
5. Be honest. How well does your mind function, and in which way?
Very well- I'm wise and well-learned in metaphysical philosophy
Very well- I'm clever and cunning
Above average- I'm knowledgeable and logical
Above average- I'm able to think more deeply than the average person
Average- I'm fair as far as knowledge goes, but still subject to the same emotional weaknesses as everyone else
Ya'll done spoilt yer mind whitcher book lernin.
6. You have the opportunity to align yourself with one of several opposing groups, all of which you find inferior to yourself and have no moral appeal to you, but may benefit you. Given the choice, would you rather...?
Join one group and form a meaningful bond with them
Ally with one group for convenience
Remain aloof to their conflict, but interact with all of the groups
Remain completely aloof
7. Scenario: You are able to drain the souls of the dead in order to empower yourself. How do you feel about this?
Hell yeah! I'm gonna go kill some people right now!
Eh. Killing people because of that is out of the question, but if I happen to come acroos a dead person, alright.
Absolutely not! I'm not an occultist!
8. Scenario: You are hopelessly smitten with someone, but you have a secret that could ruin your relationship. What is your reaction?
I'll try to hide it and stay with them
I'll make it clear even at the risk of losing their affection
I'll leave them, because you can't base a relationship on lies, but never admit to this secret
This would never happen, I'm a rare nihilsexual.
9. Scenario: Circumstances have given you the opportunity to embark on a dangerous journey involving zombies. What will you do?
Hell yeah, let's go kill some zombies!
Alright, it's probably a good idea to combat the undead menace, but I'm no Rambo.
Meh. I'll just sit here in front of the TV...
10. Scenario: Some friends of yours have a harebrained scheme that will not benefit you in any way, but might be interesting.
Sounds good to me! If my buddies feel the need to do something insane, I'll go along for the ride
Why would I waste my time galivanting with my friends?
Oh no, I just hate unnesseccary action.
11. Scenario: You are expected to perform a valuable action, but this occupation gives you much stress. How do you cope?
Suppress my emotions and continue to do my job
Do a crappy job
Quit
12. Scenario: You're moderately interested in an attractive member of your preffered gender, whom you already know. How do you get their attention?
Slowly endear myself to them over time by repeatedly engaging in prolonged discussion
Follow them everywhere and, when speaking to them, attempt to find some sort of similarity between us
Dress like them and hang around their friends
Flirt with them like any normal person...?
Use some cheesy pickup lines
Kill this person before your affection further hinders your efficiency
13. Which of these phrases best describes you?
Insane Visionary
Disturbed Teen
Vain Airhead
Sly Subversive
Shroom-Abusing Musician
Responsible Pillar of the Community
14. Assuming that you're in a chaotic, warzone-like environment, why would you be killing people?
To support the interests of my allies or superiors, if I have any
To serve my own ends independant of anyone's direct control
Only to protect yourself or others
Only to protect yourself or others, but I'd rather avoid threatening individuals
I wouldn't
15. Do you have any extra-ordinary abilities?
Yes, I have a sixth sense of some sort
Yes, I have an uncanny ability to affect things around me in some way
Both of the above
Unsure
Yes, I can do some other extra-ordinary thing
No ;_;
16. Would you rather...?
Establish a new world order
Defend the old world order
Go with the flow

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