Which Real Housewife of NYC Are YOU?!!?

Are you a wealthy woman? Do you long to be one? New York City is a playground for the wealthy and high class housewives of Bravo's REAL housewives of new york city. Who is your spirit housewife? Which one will lead you on the spirit path to wealth, power, status, connections and opening night at the opera?

Are you a countess? A european? A caterer? Or something else entirely! Be it Bethenny, Mrs. The Countess, Alex Von Kampen or even RAMONA! Only this quiz will unlock your true Real Housewife of NYC self!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What color are your HAIRS
RED!!!
Brown!
Yellow!
Straw!
Jeune!
Blackish!
4. Are you WEALTHY?
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
5. Parlez Vous Francais?!!?!
No
Si
Dur dur d'etre bebe!!
Yes
6. You have just menstruated for the first time. You hear a knock on the door of your lavish estate, so you answer. It is Professor Charles Xavier, leader of the X-Men. He tells you that you are a mutant, destined to be hated and feared by a world that you are sworn to protect. He wants you to come to his school on Graymalkin Lane, Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Which X-Man are you!?!
Nightcrawler
Thunderbird
Wolverine
Psylocke
Shadowcat
Jubilee
7. Who is your favorite fashion designer!
LUCA LUCA
Ricky's
Diane Von Furstie
Simon Von Kampen
Martha Stewart
Marc Jacobs
8. A great night for you includes
Skinny Girl Margaritas
Dancing the Chicken Noodle Soup
Downtown!
Making Eye Contact with Society
Feeding your boogers to your doggy
Pooping
9. Plz pick the set of punctuation marks that most resembles your boobs
\/\/
OO
UU
. .
< >
( O ) ( O )
10. It is a beautiful cloudless day. You are in the hampies lying prone on your tennis court in your tennis whites staring at the sky. As the serene clouds drift before your wealthy eyes, they begin to take shape. You find your breathing slowing as they reveal themselves to you. WHAT DO YOU SEE.
FRONT ROW SEETS AT THE LUCA LUCA SHOW
a beautiful fifteen-year-old model crouched in a teeny box
lesbo kiss by the pool
sperms
pomme
NYC Social Legend/Doyenne Brook Astor soaking in her own filth, faeces and urine!!!
11. It is December 31st, 1999. The clock is about to strike midnight, heralding the dawn of a new millenium. You are in Peekskil, NY, reuniting with the other former employees of OVER OUR HEADS for the first time in a decade! You have mixed feelings. It feels good to see your old friends again, after everything that has come between you. At the same time, you can't help but feel a sharp pang of regret. A cork is popped. Confetti is thrown. Mrs. Garrett is dead. Which member of Facts of Life are you?
Natalie
Tootie
Cousin Geri
Blair Warner
Jo Polniczak
Beverly Ann
12. Tell me a little bit about your husband.
Royalty
I have no husband
Rags
Religious Trinkets
European
13. What is in a Skinny Girl Margarita
i don't know
Brown Tequila
CLEAR Tequila, a little bit of triple sec, something else
14. A wealthy publicist who is also a Duchess of an obscure French country has put you on the list to attend the Luca Luca show during Fashion Week on opening night at the Met. However, when you arrive in your brand new Luca Luca gown, you discover that the front row seats that had been promised to you are occupied by one Mister Simon Von Kampen, a poor person from Jamaica, Queens. You are outraged. What do you do?
Stalk out of the show, and vow never again to wear a Luca Luca gown
Make sure that Mr. Von Kampen is comfortable. He's already here, after all!
Sit on his lap.
Hide under Simon Von Kampen's seat and surreptitiously masturbate him during the show, then use his seed to impregnate yourself.
Dance!
Fashion does not interest me.
15. What celebrity would you most like to be?
Martha Stewart
Jordy
Vanna White
Brett Somers
Nipsey Russell
Nancy Sinatra
16. Do you live the nude lifestyle?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Only when I am in St. Barth's

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