1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What is your living situation like? I live with roommates. No one knows because I never invite people over. My house is really messy, and I like it that way. I decorate with bright colors. Most people hate my gloomy pad, but I love it!4. What kind of pets do you like to have? Cute puppies. Pets that scare other people like tarantulas and hissing cockroaches. I'd like to be someone's pet. Ferrets and eels. Cats, or no pet at all. I like all animals.5. Could you stand to lose some weight? I'm what they call "curvy." I look short and stocky most of the time, but I really know how to look sexy when I try. You don't know because I'm not going to tell you. I have a little bit of a tummy from eating snacks and watching too much TV. I'm huge, but I still love myself. I'm perfectly sleek most of the time. Sometimes I get really skinny and worry other people.6. What do you like to do for fun? I like to be alone: reading books or just thinking. I like to play practical jokes. I like to inhale helium to make my voice sound funny. Hanging out with friends is the best.7. Your favorite color is? Black Purple Pink All the colors Undecided Other8. What is your clothing style like? My mom picks out my clothes. I design my own wardrobe. I follow current fashions and am an avid reader of fashion magazines. My dress style is unremarkable/average. I like to dress really sexy. I'm fairly conservative in my clothing choices.9. What are your political views? I'm an anarchist. I'm very liberal. I'd like to be a dictator. I'm very conservative. I'm somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.10. Do you want to have children? Yes. No. Undecided.11. What kind of music do you like? Show tunes. Campfire songs. Whatever's on the radio. Heavy music--hard rock, metal, punk. Country. Folk music.12. Do you like to go swimming? I hate to get wet. I live underwater. Only in a kiddie pool or a sprinkler. I'm an olympic freestlye gold medalist. I like to stand on the beach and gaze out over the ocean. I like to catch frogs in a muddy pond.13. Do you like to climb trees? That would be undignified. I'm too fat. All the time. I'm a little scared of heights. I would like to climb trees, but I'm not very good at it.14. How would you describe your emotional wellbeing? I'm an optimist and I'm cheerful all the time. I'm quiet, but it doesn't mean I'm unhappy. I have ups and downs. I feel irritable frequently. I am anxious and/or depressed. I have strange thoughts sometimes.15. What kind of TV or movies do you like to watch? reality TV cartoons horror movies I don't have the attention span to watch TV cooking shows sitcoms16. Do people like you? Some people love me and some people hate me. I don't want people to like me. I make people like me. I'm the life of the party! People don't understand me. If they did, they would like me more. Everyone hates me.17. Are you hyper? Yes. No. Only when I drink a lot of caffeine or eat a lot of sugar.18. Do you, or did you, do well in school? I was valedictorian. I'm smart, but I didn't care enough to actually do my homework. I'm dopey, but cheerful. I'm better in some subjects than in others. I dropped out of school to pursue my own plans in life. I'm an average student.19. Are you creative? I write poetry, short stories, novels or creative nonfiction. I paint or draw. I'm not really creative. I'm destructive. I like to design fashion or do crafts. I'm musical.20. Which purple character do you WANT to be? Barney Ursula the Sea Witch The Purple Panda from Mr. Rogers The Cheshire Cat. Tinky Winky Madame Mim from Disney's "The Sword in the Stone"