Which Mortal Orchard Mod are you?

If you've come here from the Mortal Orchard, this quiz will make sense. If you've found it by another route, it probably won't. But please try it anyway for a spot of surrealism.

This quiz will tell you which Mortal Orchard Moderator your personality most closely resembles. In so far as I know anything about their personalities to start with.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When do you post on a thread?
When I'm bored
When I have thought through my arguments and want to put forward a coherent case
When I feel ANGRY or HAPPY about a thread and want to express this
When I have personal experience to share on the subject
When I want to persuade everyone to agree and stop fighting
When I want to be part of a game
4. Muslims
(shrugs) who cares?
I'm annoyed by growing Islamophobia
I think we have a problem, but it's not as big as people make out
Biggest threat facing us today
Traitor scum. Kill them all.
5. The 'F' word . . where do you stand?
Should not be used on MBs. No need for it. We should self moderate.
(shrugs) people should be free to express themselves
I'm angry at the censorship and I want to say 'f**k'
It should be automatically censored every time someone tries to use it.
6. Are you . .
Slightly or hugely posher than most people
The salt of the earth. Just an ordinary guy.
A little (or a lot) skankier than most
7. Where do you stand on big spats on the board?
They're brilliant and I love them.
We can do without. Reasonable discussion is all that is required. But even I get heated sometimes.
I would never take a debate on an MB serious enough to get riled.
8. Do you shamelessly chat up posters of the opposite sex (or of the same sex if LGBT)?
Yes
No
9. Have you ever taken illegal drugs?
Yes, in the day (cocaine and/or ecstacy and/or speed)
Maybe just a little hash/weed
Never touched them.
10. Politically, would you say you were . .
Right-winger (a bit or a lot)
Left-winger (a bit or a lot)
Dead Centre.
I could not define myself politically on a linear scale like that
11. Thinking of your nationality . . .are you?
English by the grace of God!
Sort of English I guess
More British I'd say.
I don't really think of myself as anything like that
12. Which of the following thread themes would you find most interesting (you can only pick one).
The threat facing our country
Crime
Psychology
Famous blonde women alive or dead
Moving house

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