Which Morris Basement person are you?

In Morris Illinois there are a certain few people who get together in a basement and hang out. There are people in the basement that stick out more than the others. This is their "story" as told by someone who observes them regularly

Which member are you? Are you Dan, Sarah, Jordan, Nate or the legendary FISH himself? If you are (in actuality) a person in this quiz, you probably wont score as yourself, but the stereotype "you".

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You get into the basement. What's the first thing you say to anyone?
Hey Dude!
What's up?
I have arrived!
Hey people!
Hello.
Screaming BUTT SEX!
4. You're favorite band is:
Whatever everyone elses favorite band is
The Aquabats
Offspring
Five Iron Frenzy
Eve 6
I like all music
5. When asked if you want to do something outside the basement...:
"Sure as long as everyone else goes"
"Someone invited me somewhere? SWEET! I'm in"
"Asked? I'm the one inviting"
"Heck yes I'll go"
"Yeah, but let's go to Seven Spa!"
"No Thanks, I'll just stay here"
6. You're taking this quiz, you answer this question (and the ones before and after):
Completly oblivious to the fact some answers sound like myself
I answer them truthfully
what?
Huh?
Answer these eh...hah, I created this quiz!
I AM NOT GAY!
7. Girls are:
The supreme sex on Earth
Annoying
Sometimes good to have around, most of the time they're in the way though
Hot
Only here for kids
my best friends
8. This quiz is:
Cool if everyone else does it
Funny
A good laugh although morally degrading
stupid
This quiz is like herpes on a dead cow
I've been taking a quiz this whole time?
9. The glass--half empty or half full?
Half empty...er...half full...uh...what did Lauren say it was?
Both!
Neither
Half full
Half Empty
either way It's going to be in my stomach soon
10. You see a guitar lying on the couch--you:
Pick it up but then realize no one is watching you, then put it down
Ask someone to teach you something new on it
Look at it and then bother someone else
Play it regardless of who is watching
Hit Jon with it.
Guitar? Oh that thing over there...
11. Todd and Curt are:
Extremely cool people
Todd isn't as good a drummer as me, curt isn't as good as tennis as I am
A very good asset to the MCHS Band
Members of a band we put together in a few minutes
SUPER RAD!
People who very rarely visit the basement
12. Take in mind that the answers are what the stereotypical person would answer and may or may not be fact--or fiction for that matter.
Alright Dude!
Sounds good
Did you notice that almost all the first options sound like Sarah?
once again, I created this quiz you stupid twit
OK
Yes.

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