Which Kevin Smith Movie do you belong in?

Kevin Smith creator of all things good like Clerks and well... Clerks II has given us a look into what his vision of Jersey is, BUT have you ever thought of which one of his movies you should be in?

Only you that know the movies and are a fan will understand these questions. Hopefully you can get a laugh and that your answers will settle any long term bets you have out there.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your dream job...
Working for the Man (God)
Working for the man (corporation)
Working for yourself
Getting mad movie money
Definatly something to better the community as a whole
4. Friendship is...
Like Dante and Randall
Like T.S. and Brodie
Like Holden and Banky
Like Bartleby and Loki
Like Jay and Silent Bob... smooch!
5. Your idea of a good time is...
saving the World from total destruction
reading comics
trying to convince a lesbian that she's not gay
going Go Karting
taking a shower with a girl
playing street hockey
6. The most devastating thing in the world is...
Finding out you are #39 with your girlfriend's mouth
The girl/boy you have a crush on is gay
Your wife/husband died during childbirth
The world ending because of the Catholic Church
Your best friend leaving you and him/her not caring
Not getting paid your mad movie money
7. Which line do you like best?
Hollywood had it coming
Forget about who you thought you were, and just accept who you are.
Get 'touched' by an angel.
It's not who you love. It's how.
They're not there to shop. - They're not there to work. - They're just there.
No Experience Necessary
8. Your Favorite Ben Affleck movie is:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Jersey Girl
Dogma
Clerks II (Yes, he was in that one too)
9. Your least favorite Ben Affleck movie is:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Clerks II (YES he was too!)
10. Your Favorite Kevin Smith movie is:
Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Dogma
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
11. Which Kevin Smith movie did you see first?
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Jersey Girl
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Dogma
Clerks II
12. Jay's Best line ever:
"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."
"Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies."
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f-up bar."
"You knocked up the guy who owns Mooby's? "
" I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight."
"B***h pressin' charges? I get that a lot."
13. Did you even see Jersey Girl?
Yes
Yes but I didn't know it was a Kevin Smith film
Yes, but I didn't like it.
Yes, but where was Jay and Silent Bob?
No, but I will now that I know it's a Kevin Smith movie
No, and I don't plan on it either

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