Which "House MD" Character are You?

Do you watch House? Do you know who House is? Do you like vicodin? If you answered no to all of these, then go away. (Maybe you should have spent less time with that book and more with your television... Just a hint.)

If you didn't, then this quiz is for you! Have you ever watched it and wondered which character you relate to the most? Well, wonder no more. I have devised an ingenious test to see who you are and the reason why you are what you are.

Created by: Brandon Martinez
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. People would describe you as:
4. Your wardrobe consists of:
Clean, smart clothes
Jeans and some shirts
Lab coats
Canes, clothes, and pills.
A magical cold place that gets rid of annoying little kids (Pretty handy, actually)
The best I can afford without looking show-offish.
5. A patient comes in with a disease. What do you do?
Diagnose him thoroughly and try to help him/her.
Never meet the patient, unless it's necessary.
Walk in and diagnose him/her with something that nobody sees coming.
Comfort the patient.
Say something funny and figure out the problem within seconds.
Study the patient carefully, and come up with a hypothesis.
6. Your patient is dying; what do you do?
Play my PSP/DS
Try to comfort the patient in their last hours.
Study the patient for long hours and do your best
Send my lackeys out to fix it
7. An old patient comes in to visit. What do you say?
"Glad to see you're in good health."
"Didn't we already fix you?"
Can't say anything; I got shot.
8. Your friend is in trouble; what do you do?
Try to help him/her, even if it hurts them.
Make funny comments and drop the occasional nugget of wisdom on their head.
9. It's your day off; what do you do?
Check in at the hospital to see if you're needed, just in case.
Take a whole bottle full of pills.
Mess around
10. A hot, young girl is stalking you. What do you do?
Try to tap that.
Turn her in to the police.
Whine about my carpet.
Get her some mental help.
Explain to her that you can't be with her.
Diagnose her with spores, and curse alot.
11. An obese patient comes in; what do you do?
Diagbose him normally.
Make fun of his fat-ness.
12. A "height-challenged" patient walks in; what do you do?
Make fun of how short she is.
Diagnose normally.
Try to be nice.
Ask casually if her mother wants to go for a spin.

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