1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You are at the bar. Someone knocks your drink out of your hand and doesn't apologize promptly. You: Wave them off and tell them no problem. It wasn't mixed well anyway. Stare silently at said person until they understand they are puchasing you a new drink. Give a warlike cry and jump on their back clawing and biting. Say: " Well it's a good thing I didn't want that or else I'd HAVE TO BEAT YOUR ASS" and storm off to the bar for a new drink Apologize and slink off to a corner. Say" Awesome!" and just shrug it off4. It's Catholic School Girl Monday at the Blarney Stone: Your skirt is: Red, Short and Sexy: Sinfully Sweet. Navy Blue Nice and Respectable: No spankings for you! Beautiful but Barely There: You like to make'em cry Traditional Plaid and I have the white panties to go with, too! Black and bad-assed: I'm the bad girl of the group! Green Plaid: I'm just kinda here for the beer!5. It's B.Y.O.B. movie night at Stacia's house, what do you bring? Wine: A bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz will do nicely. Miller Light: IT'S MILLER TIME! Guiness: Oy! Get yer own! I'll just have water thank you! Drinking isn't for me! Whatever is cheap and drinkable, I'm not particular AT ALL. Espresso Vodka: Something that puts hair on your chest!6. Some girls give you a funny look from across the bar and it's obvious they are talking s--- about you. You: Shrug it off: Meh, who cares, i'm not 12 years old Turn to your girls and start talking s---: Two can play it that game! Down your pint and decide to give them something ot talk about Feel a little insecure and decide you are going to leave. Figure they are probably just jealous and have nothing better to do but gossip Go Ninja! Track'em down on their way to car and teach'em the true meaning of GFC!7. It's time to pick the official bartender of the GFC. You love them all of course but have a particular affinity for: Iggy: The Blarney Stone a.k.a. Rebekah: Grand Central a.k.a Pirate Sean: Liam's Pint-Sized Pub a.k.a Jerrod: Ottobar a.k.a. Scottie: Sonar a.k.a Billie: The Blarney Stone a.k.a.8. It's a night on the town with the GFC! You wear: Something comfortable, casual and khaki: I'm not out to impress anyone Combat boots, jeans and a baby- tee: These boots were made for walkin'......all up and down your spine. Skirt, shirt, stockings, and shoes: Function AND Form all in one! Sleek sexy, and sultry: I'm the mascot, hon! Bright, wacky and wild: I'm the attention getter! Whatever fits: I'm feelin' kinda ooky tonite9. What's your GFC tatoo? A Phoenix Rising The Japanese symbol for eternity A black widow Iggy's Face on your boob Your kids' names Boxing gloves10. What is your GFC nickname Kitten Kamikaze Tipsy Tonight Pickles O' Clock Bunny Beatdown Drinky McDrinkenstein Patches O' Houlihan11. A member of the opposite sex comes up and is obviously besotted with you. You: Have polite conversation keeping your distance: They guy is probably a stalker Dive right in! Anything goes! WOOOOOOOO Talk to the guy: Why not? He seems pretty nice.. Throw back your head and cackle wildly: "Well, he's just a Raggedy Man?" Start humping his leg and call him daddy! Make sure you drop the word "boyfriend" a few times and hope he gets the hint!12. It's a GFC field trip! Where do you suggest we go? The Blarney Stone Six Flags Social D Show A picnic in the park Medieval times Backyard Barbecue!