1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Maybe eat some nickels, or ask a family member to grab me a beer or sandwhich Think of inventions and come up with ways to kill/torture someone you despise Grab some alcohol and the newspaper Get ready for school and wish that you had friends Get out of the person's house as soon as possible and head home Make sure nobody is in your close4. On a scale of 1-10, what do you rate yourself? Beer, wait, 1 hahaha Are you serious? I'm quite attractive. I say I give myself a 10 Well, right now I'm an average 6, but after a few drinks...10 Oh, well my boyfriend says I'm hot and his brother says I'm very attractive. We love to make out in the park and we hang out at the mall all time... If you are a 10, then so am I. Ohhh Ask the evil monkey...5. What pick-up line is your favorite? Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. Ding fries are done...Wanna work at Burger King with me? What the duce?!? Wanna drink? OMG! I love you! Wanna go with me to the mall? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. Ohhh Someone peed in my pants!6. What job would you rather have? Beer Factory Worker would be sweet! World Dominator! Bartender Store Clerk Adult Film Maker I don't care. I just wanna go home...7. What is your favorite word? Ding Duce Martini Guys Giggity Monkey8. How many friends do you have? Three very different friends... One very close friend I don't know if I have any None, and I wish I had some though All of the girls/guys in my city/state The thing in my closet and the thing on my face9. What would you rather do on the Weekend? Go to the local bar and drink with my friends Walk around trying to hurt someone, or go on an adventure with my pet Listen to music and drink Write in my diary or cry in my room wishing I had something to do It involves you and me Sit in my room and paint or draw10. If you saw someone stranded on the side of the road by theirself while it was raining outside, what would you do? Hahaha point my finger in their face and fart on them Yes, finally! Someone is sad and cold. Yes.... Ask them if they want to go to the bar and get a drink See if they wanted to be my friend Depends what they are wearing and what they look like Why? What? Diarrhia11. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? Twinkie Factory Washington D.C. ( I wanna take over the world) There are so many places I would want to go! France, England, Rome, education Education EDUCATION Somewhere nice for Spring Break Where has the Hottest Chicks/Guys? I DONT KNOW!!!! Ah. I'm scared!12. What did you think of this crap quiz? Hahahaha. You said Crap! You bloody Suck! Well, it was okay. I wanna drink now. OMG! You are sooo cool. You wanna be my friend? Giggity Giggity....it was....Alright Poop!