1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. For which reason would you be MOST likely to invade a country? The land that country occupies once belonged to the Fatherland The Ethiopians don't deserve to have their own country! To control it's oil reserves To spred democracy....err, yeah for the oil To liberate the people from their capitalistic overlords and force them to grow potatoes To liberate the people from their capitalistic overlords and force them to grow rice 4. Which one of these nicknames do you like best? Das Fuehrer Il Duce Honorable Chairman Man of Steel Dubbaya Vic 5. Which of these U.S. President would you like to see boiled alive, and then eaten by rabid dogs? Franklin D. Roosevelt Harry Truman Ronald Reagan George H.W. Bush George W. Bush Barack Obama 6. Some of your citizens are complaining about how you run your government. What do you do? Round up their entire families and send them to exile in Siberia Have the students kill them in a mob riot Send the Fascist squads to beat them Test chemical weapons on their village Lock them up indeffinately in Guantanamo Bay Send them to the concentration camps 7. Remember back in question 3 when you started that war? Now, what's your strongest Weapon in this war? Those WMDs that the Americans gave me back in the '80s to kill Iranians January and February The Aryan Master Race The Red Guard Fox News That treaty I made with Adolf 8. Your country suddenly suffers a massive food shortage, and little children are starving. What do you do? Start an Oil for Food program, so that the benefits can go to help the starving children...actually they'll just help me Blame the peasants for not understanding socialism Tell the people they must make sacrifices for the good of the Fatherland Ask Congress to pass a $700 billion bailout plan Hmm...maybe invading Ethiopia wasn't the best idea... Who said there was a food shortage? 9. Some of your citizens are having thoughts of religion. What do you do? Have the Pope "accept" your leadership as he is (conveniently) landlocked in your country Send propaganda minister to tell people that your Party is the official church Talk about how great Jesus is while starting needless wars Have Cultural Revolution to destroy all religious icons Brutally suppress all religions Distract world from Shi'ah-Sunni conflict by gassing the Kurds 10. Your people are beginning to wonder about how your government is working. How do you "inform" them? Through a little red book filled with your favorite sayings Through official "Party" news sources Have government teachers indocrinate their children in government schools Through Fox News Why would I let the people have thoughts? 11. Hmm...that war you started in Question 3 is still going on...what's your plan for victory? While still fighting the British, bring the Americans and Soviets into the conflict against me...(might not be the best plan)... Do what Adolf says, and try not to get overthrown The Red Flag of Communism will always prevail! Threaten to set the oil wells on fire so the Western countries won't touch me What? I have a plan? 12. Oh no! The people of your country are tired of your rule and are revolting! What do you do? Go into hiding and hope they don't find me Use the military to put down the rebellion Why are my people brave enough to revolt in the first place? 13. Yikes! Your country lost that war! Now what happens to you? Sign some treaty, remain dictator for a few years, and then get overthrown and later executed in another war Refuse to accept it, hide in underground bunker, and end take my own life Going into hiding, then be found by former subjects, and killed I accept that a Democrat will win the election What do you mean my country lost the war?