1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Congratulations! You are finally a rock and roll star! What do you do first? Get very excited, but slightly frustrated. They've only just realised? Groan 'finally' and write a song about it. Buy a huge car, a huge fur coat and a lorryload of 'substances' Take this as an okay to go to a tabloid and complain about all the issues you've been wanting to get off your chest- no matter how controversial Don't really let it register4. Someone random from your past sells a very embarrassing story about you to the papers. How do you react? Turn the air blue with insulting comments about them. Preferably done with a few flipped V's. State how they're desperate and will never get anywhere in life, and write a belittling song about them Grin and laugh. Nice to know they care. Now back to people who matter... Act confused, and write an extremly civilised and articulate response highlighting how very wrong they are Don't react at all, until years later when headlining Glastonbury you make a very un-PC remark about them on stage. That'll show 'em.5. You've been performing your very best song, when backstage some drunkard starts giving you lip. What do you do? Raise an eyebrow, and walk away. Watch and learn. Punch them in the face, ignore the critical comments said by a onlooker, and punch a waiting reporter as well. Smile sweetly and say 'Yes, it was me who shagged your bloke/bird last night' Push them away, and talk in an interview about how they are such nobodies Put your hands on their shoulders and try to calm them down 6. You're at the BRITS, and someone knocks your champagne glass over by accident. Now, how do you react to this? You sigh and say it dosen't matter, although it makes you burn up inside You make a witty comment about how all the 'substances' have made their hand-eye coordination all screwed up You shove their face into the ice box. You're too busy getting awards to notice! You don't drink, so there was no champagne glass there in the first place7. Someone from another band has been slagging you off. What do you do? Nothing. Since you are both competing for number 1, you know it's nothing personal. You sing an improvised, mocking song about them at an awards ceremoney. That's the way to do it. You make a similar snipe, and the arguement goes on for years. You make a very un-PC comment off the top of your head. You know it's only because they're jealous.8. What do you write songs about? You're partner and how much you love them, and your idol and how much you love them. Witty social commentary verging on self analysis. Working class courage, gaining the upper hand, living forever. Rings, bicycles, charming men and their charming cars. Anything and everything from British chav culture to getting high.9. What is your style of dress? Does it matter? Sporty and casual. A big parka, worn in an excruciatingly cool way. A suit with a jacket, to show off your very long limbs. Preferably all in black, with the occasional daffodil hanging out of your back pocket.10. What is your style of performing? You dance around in your own world, safe in the knowlege that a million people want to be you You go crazy, jumping around the stage, screaming your lungs out and getting the audience to participate. You strum along, but make sure your presence is felt Some innovative long limbed dancing should do the trick Hands in pockets, head tilted slightly to the microphone thats been painstakingly positioned above your head. Supercool.11. Ten years later, what is the state of your band? Very much together. You'll have to ask the guitarist. Just reunited after a long time. Completely broken apart. You think you're the only one still alive.12. What are you planning on doing next? God knows New material and performances. Its going to be incredible! Write some more songs and try to forget about past events Write some songs and try to forget about Britain Taking life as it comes