Which Birthday Party Character are You?

Nick Cave sung about some pretty screwed up cats when he was with the birthday party. Even more screwed up than some of his later characters. I really wish this description didn't have to be so long, it is rather late and I need to get to bed. Work you see.

What Birthday Party character are you most like? Thanks to this wretched quiz I cobbled together at too-late-o'clock will help you know! Whee! Quizzy quiz quiz quiz... Has this been ICHI GO REI characters yet? I can only hope! Can I really think of something to say like the red letters suggest?

Created by: Alex Kimball
  1. What is your substance of choice?
  2. What role do you play in your relationships?
  3. You're angry. What do you do?
  4. What sort of lover are you?
  5. Do you fear love?
  6. If you wrote a book about your life, what would you title it?
  7. What would you do for a first date?
  8. Do you like Kafka?
  9. If someone told you a lie, you would:
  10. Did you really think this was going to be pleasant?

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Quiz topic: Which Birthday Party Character am I?