Which Birthday Party Character are You?

Nick Cave sung about some pretty screwed up cats when he was with the birthday party. Even more screwed up than some of his later characters. I really wish this description didn't have to be so long, it is rather late and I need to get to bed. Work you see.

What Birthday Party character are you most like? Thanks to this wretched quiz I cobbled together at too-late-o'clock will help you know! Whee! Quizzy quiz quiz quiz... Has this been ICHI GO REI characters yet? I can only hope! Can I really think of something to say like the red letters suggest?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your substance of choice?
LSD
Coke
Pot
Smack
Alcohol
4. What role do you play in your relationships?
A go between for others.
A sleek hunter in the night
A self depreciating leech
The loonatic friend
The gimp
5. You're angry. What do you do?
Play music
Stalk the person you're angry at
Put on your boots like you were going out, but then stay home instead listening to Fats Domino
Tear things up
Eat, look in a mirror, and degrade yourself
6. What sort of lover are you?
Romatic
Predatory
Lazy
Crazy
Subserviant
7. Do you fear love?
There is nothing to fear where there is music and dancing
No, but the ladies should fear my love!
I'm too depressed to be afraid of love
If by love you mean a lack of smack, then yes
I fear pain, therefore I fear love
8. If you wrote a book about your life, what would you title it?
Secrets and Lies: the Music of Love
On the Prowl
A Bug's Life
All that Junk on the Floor
Fat and Loathing in Las Vegas
9. What would you do for a first date?
Sing
Seduce
Stay Home
Share needles
Strip
10. Do you like Kafka?
No
Yes
11. If someone told you a lie, you would:
Not worry about it, there are other people out there who speak the truth
understand, as you yourself were a liar
Hate your rotted shell of an existance
Just shoot up, and not worry about it
Stick your tongue out and walk away like a camel.
12. Did you really think this was going to be pleasant?
Yes!
Not really...

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