Where do you belong in Ankh-Morpork?

O.k this is aquiz to see which guild or organisation or set of people you would belong to if you were in the discworld, you can be either a witch, wizard, alchemist, assasin, thief or a member of the night watch. I hope you enjoy this quiz and find the answer you were looking for. If you find and answer you weren't expectig then it's just a bit of fun really.

Where do you belong? Do yo uhave magical qualities? Are you a ruthlessly polite assasin or the one that cleans up after them? Do you want to catch the killers or become one of them? Do you belong in university or out on the streets? Now you can tell with this great new quiz. Where will you be in the discworld only you can find out after you have taken this quiz!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your house is on fire what would you go back in to rescue from the flames?
Depends....who had I locked in there
Anything valuable
My pet cat
My hat!
Hmmm..my house is burning, who started the fire?
Nothing all would be destroyed in the blast
4. What is your quest?
To protect the law's peace
To eplore new spells and such like
To create gold!
To do whatever the guild has asked of me
To gain immense wealth mine or someone elses it doesn't really matter
None of your business thank you.
5. What is your favourite meal?
A large one!
One which doesn't explode
Nothing foreign just something simple like ham and bread ooh and hard boiled eggs
Coffee!
Black pudding
Oh what are you having?
6. What do you like to wear?
My hat!
As long as it's black I don't mind
Good old boots and anything respectable
Old dented armour and helmet with no plumes
Anything that can protect me from a sudden explosion
Something good for a getaway
7. If you found a dead body what would you do?
Turn around and quickly walk away, after checking it was human
Examine it fully and find out why it was murdered
Check to make sure it wasn't one of mine
Check to see if they had paid their thieve's insurance and if not take their wallet
Examine the body using scientific instruments
Bury it!
8. Death walks up to you what do you say?
O lord of eternal abyis.....
What are you doing here?
Nothing
How do you stay warm with no skin
Oh it' you good morning
You can't take me now I've made good business for you
9. You see someone running away what do you do?
Chase them!
Run the other way
Walk down a shortcut and cut them off
Run the other way you just nicked their wallet
Note that this one is clever it knows to run
Grin you've set a trap for them
10. Something from the dungeon dimensions comes at you what do you do?
Swear you knew that the intructions said wing not toe
Send it back where it came
Stare at it you don't like magic
Launch fireballs at it
Try to kill it
Run away!
11. There is a lump of lead lying in blood what do you do?
Try to find out whose blood it is
Walk past without noticing on purpose
see if it really is blood
Take the lead to make into gold
Walk past not your problem
Nick the lead it can be sold off later
12. What would you like to be?
Assasin
Night Watchman
Alchemist
Thief
Witch
Wizard

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